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    Bearcat99's Avatar Senior Member
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    Only in America...

    Warning.. you might want to swallow whatever is in your mouth before you read this.






    From The Week 2/17/12:

    A West Virginia college student is suing his fraternity, alleging that he fell off a deck when a drunken frat brother fired a bottle rocket out of his own anus. Louis Helmburg III alleges that Travis Huges' bottle rocket stunt so startled him that he jumped back and fell. "Firing bottle rockets out of one's anus" the lawsuit states "constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."

    I almost choked I laughed so hard when I first read this just imagining it.
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    Ultra-hazardous...
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    Lol!

    What is it with these fraternity guys anyway? Does all common sense get thrown out the window when you join one? I guess these guys never had a bottle rocket just sit there instead of taking off, and then explode almost immediately after lighting the fuse, never mind the clodpate idea of cramming a small explosive device up the hiney.

    If that ever happened, they might could title the news report "Epic Fail: Rocket Club experiment misfire damage launches frathole into local emergency room."
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    ....and here I thought ping-pong balls out of the coochie into a midget's hat was clever. Us Mericuns is jeanyasses.

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    Clearly some sort of intelligence test needs to be implemented to prospective 'Universitystudents'.
    I thought they were meant to represent the upper level of intelligence in the society-- clearly not
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    Originally Posted by Crazy_Goanna Go to original post
    Clearly some sort of intelligence test needs to be implemented to prospective 'Universitystudents'.
    I thought they were meant to represent the upper level of intelligence in the society-- clearly not
    It must be remembered that commoon sense is absolutely not the same thing as intelligence and is probably a lot less common...
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