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    Treetop64's Avatar Senior Member
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    "Cigarettes, whiskey, and wild, wild women"

    Well, that's the only reason to live really...

    ...except for the cigarettes and whiskey parts.
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    It's very important to mix the three in copious quantity. Because any of the trio alone, even in moderation, will kill you.
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    I hope those wild women aren't so wild they don't shave their axillas, tho.

    Maybe he meant that he gave all that whisky and cigarettes stuff to his wife, and that's the secret of *his* longevity.
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    singin: "once i was happy & had a good life
    i had enough money to last me for life
    but i met a gal & we went on a spree
    she taught me to smoke & drink whi-i-iskey"

    chorus: "oh cigarette's whiskey & wild, wild women
    they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
    cigarette's whiskey & wild, wild women
    they'll drive you crazy, they'll
    drive
    you
    in...
    sane."
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    This reminds me of a joke:

    One guy sees a doctor, and is told to have a very short life expentance.

    - So what can I do to live longer?

    - Don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat anything sweet, salty, spicy or with any taste, don't have any sex at all, don't look at women, don't drive fast, don't go partying, don't go shopping, don't go cinema or theater, don't watch TV, don't dance, don't laugh, don't practice any sport, don't play anything, don't listen to music, don't have any fun at all. Just read the Bible, eat boiled vegetables w/o salt, drink water, sit down and stare at the horizon.

    -And that'll make me live more years?

    -No, but they will seem sooooo long to you...
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    My father has that tune on an old '78.

    The proper pronunciation would be...

    "Cigareets and whuskey and waaahld waaahld wimin!"
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    danjama's Avatar Senior Member
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    So what is the point in life? i have to ask.
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    Well, looking back on my busy day, I guess two out of three ain't bad
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