"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Ant__.]

All this talk about the Skywalker bar being quiet? I've turned many a bar round in my time, We need to promote it more, have some top notch consumer deals that will have them flocking in off the streets (thats flocking OK) so I propose:

- Buy ONE get THREE free on all drinks on certain nights (will need to take brewery rep out the back for some 'focused' negotiating methinks in order that they part fund it, so who's good with their <STRIKE>fists</STRIKE> persuasion skills?

- Guest appearances - Get some celebrities in - Suggestions please! (If we can't afford them either we'll have to kidnap them or dress up as them ourselves and turn the lights down real low)

- Perhaps taking the anti-bottle throwing chicken wire off of the front of the stage might help to create a more family friendly atmosphere?

- That big sign we have at the entrance "If you have NO weapons upon your person, please ask at reception to borrow one, with our compliments, before you enter the bar area" perhaps we should consider taking that down?

- As a last resort, perhaps we should consider copying the Hooter's Bar business model? Oh I can see the stampede to become CBSH - Chief Bar Staff Hirer. Mmm. Perhaps not, this is an E rated forum after all.

Always happy to help,

RJ.


Oh, and I nearly forgot, a picture for lane...

[lane2512]

Perhaps taking the anti-bottle throwing chicken wire off of the front of the stage might help to create a more family friendly atmosphere?

You must hang out at our local truckers bar.....
just remember....DUCK!!!!

As for the pic of June..........
(SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)
(I know, I know, showing my age again)

[lane2512]

A message just came in on JLF's frequency.......

[pharmman17]

Sounds like jlf has been captured by some nasty aliens OR he's landed on the same planet as the people in: "Land of the Giants". Lets not forget Deana Lund!! Almost as good as Ginger, but not quite

[jlf1961]

What missing, I am currently doing extensive treaty negotiations with some of the new races I have discovered.....


This little lady has even offered to help Klcarrol with his ex wife problems....


This fine lady is working hard to help me understand the ins and outs of the diplomatic process....

While this pretty young thing is helping tweak the engines....

Uh, one more thing, dont send out a search party..... as that the typical style of dress by the females on this world involves less clothe than the average bikini, and for some strange reason, these women are all strikingly beautiful.

One more thing, on this world, it seems that the women are just downright willing to make sure the man is happy....

Got to run, the five women are here to give me my massage....

[Ant__.]

First Citizen! I fear this thread is devolving into one of Celeon's famed 'Pretty Ladies' threads! Get a Moderator!



Oh. I am one. (A Moderator - not a pretty lady) *Shuffles off quietly*

[CaptainSquid]

I think we can raid the Bar tonight DBW should be arriving in Norway by now

thats what he deserves for breaking is arm. Now he has a 6 weeks backlog to deal with

Where is the Heineken?!!!!!

[lane2512]

Pretty ladies....hmmmmmmmmm

RJ you need to get out more....

[CaptainSquid]

she looks like Sister Esther Kluit from the Catholic School I went to in Rotterdam

i still remember all the

[lane2512]

While Blue takes care of the Sister, JLF is busy chasing the Borg, Vietvet is down with a virus, Pharmman eyes a fan photo of Ginger, Captain Squid feeds the fish, and Catleg grabs the clicker looking for Mary Ann, LANE is busy showing the new bookeeper around the place...