"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Deepbluewolf]

Originally posted by Realjambo:
Ok, my usual disclaimer - 'it's just for fun'

Seems R.J. Ambo got recovered quicker than expected....

THIS is NEWS

(er..Mr R.J.Ambo...about that payment )

Pharman, get us a subscrition of this marvelous newspaper for at least a week

[lane2512]

The best thing about the Pacific Pearl is the 'personals' section......ahemmmm

[lane2512]

Free enterprise is alive and well on El Dorado!

[Deepbluewolf]

[catlegwest]

[Ant__.]

It's patch 1.3 First Citizen! 1.3 not 1.4 Are you raiding the bar supplies already because you know it will shut tomorrow?

[Deepbluewolf]

Damn i was caught red handed

its all this emotion

[lane2512]

(********pssssttttttttttttttttt*******)....

hey fellas....Lane is opening up a speak-easy down by the docks. Knock three times and when Louie asks for the password it is 'Lane for King'.

[vietvettwo]

INTEROFFICE MEMO

TO: Pharmm a.k.a. The Company Clerk

FROM: Vietvet a.k.a. Minister of Finance and Questionable Activities

SUBJECT: Pull your head out of your butt trooper

I just had to send out the checks for DBW's most recent purchases. He told the Council of the Grand High Illustrious Poobahs that he felt we needed to increase our strategic reconnaissance abilities as well as our to engage in strategic warfare.

He thought we were buying surplus B-52's and U-2's. Guess what showed up UPS?



Twenty minutes later, here comes FEDEX.



Now you know as well as anyone that the reason we make him wear the helmet is to keep him from hurting himself. Even on a good day he's still a zoomie.

Damn it man, you are suppose to watch what he's doing, let me show you how it's done.



If it happens again kiss your Christmas Bonus goodbye.

You know that Lane, The Snake Eater and I all look up to you.

[pharmman17]

I can't stand it anymore!! I'm getting blamed by "El Supremo" because jlf1961 buys a bunch of spaceships and heads for who knows where AND he took ALL the Secretaries from MY secretarial pool with him!! THEN, El Supremo wants me to get a subscription to the newspaper he reads (and I think it's all propaganda anyway) THEN!!! HE buys a bunch of surplus airplanes and U2 shows up!!! I'm surprised that the B-52's didn't show up singing "Rock Lobster"!!! AND NOW I'M BEING BLAMED AGAIN!!! "Damn it Jim, I'm a C/C, not a loving Mind Reader!!" So as somebody once said in a song..."you can take this job and shove it!!"

I guess I shouldn't have "gone off." El Supremo, AKA The First Citizen might have me shot at dawn or dusk or beheaded even!!! EGAD!!!