1. #751
    so true Lane...but that reminds me...how did you survive that litle "hairy" incident of your grandaughter
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    Me.....fine

    Her.....not so fine

    No, her mom was shocked, and a little angry, but we all had a good laugh over it. The next day she went and got it cut nice and short.

    Oh...yeah....and the hair dye bottle met an ugly fate
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    ok guys lets get some serious work done in EL DORADO.

    I the First Citizen, hereby declare the need to anex Belize.
    (need a bigger palace and this island to small)

    so get to work
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    The landing craft are loaded.....
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    At least we know they wont get back in the boat and retreat!
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    The lawn mower is acting up .....so it is off to Home Depot for some parts....later guys.
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-36572876162865...ype=search&plindex=3
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    Well, ....If we're going into Belize, I have some Intel.

    San Pedro on Ambergris Caye would make a great base for initial operations.

    The Barrier Reef on the Caribbean side is three miles off shore, and provides an easy anchorage for the landing craft.

    The airport at San Pedro is a single gravel strip, but it is long enough to routinely accommodate stuff up to and including twin engine aircraft like the Britten-Norman Islander. (I'd be willing to bet that a really good C-130 jockey could get in and out of there.)

    Additionally, San Pedro is far enough away from Belize International Airport that it is no big trick to stay under their radar.

    Local logistical considerations are also very favorable: ....The local population speaks English, there are several beachside bars, and both the Pound and the Dollar are readily accepted.

    Finally, it things go bad, ...and "emergency egress" into Mexico is easily done.

    I'm ready to go! ........Rum all around???

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    I vote that klcarroll be given the additional duty of "Spy of El Dorado", (he's so on top of everything!) Yup, pour me one!! or two....

    p.s. Anyone know any good pilots?? (snicker)
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    I second pharmman17s suggestion, place my vote, and offer up one (slightly used) shoe phone to help him on his missions.
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    While the rest of the government is working feverishly on the preparations to annex Belize, the intrepid snake eater puts his own personal plan to conquer the galaxy into action.

    First by putting up a small orbital city of 2million selected people, 10 drop dead beautiful women for every male....


    Launching the orbital detention center....


    And finally launching the Flagship of his Interstellar Fleet, The Battleship Saint Robert E. Lee



    With an evil maniacal laugh echoing across every radio frequency around the world, the snake eater is last seen heading north.


    (everybody knows that North is Up on a map)
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