1. #681
    Meanwhile in the Sky Walker private Blue Room, Oprah is interviewing Tom Cruise about Cientology.... and the all thing goes bad.

    So Tom gives her a taste of cientology...


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  2. #682
    Originally posted by klcarroll:
    jlf1961;

    If my math is correct, you have just ordered enough armored vehicles to completely cover the available land area on the island of El Dorado!

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    I have already thought of that, I figure to annex Belize, considering the islands are just 2hours by boat from the Belize coast....
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    Hey, wait a minute here, the "Nuns with Guns" photo...would that be considered a "Jihad"??
    And about VietVetTwo's photo of Momma San. I must say that that Botox stuff really has worked wonders on her.
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    Actually pharmman17 I think technically it isn't a 'Jihad', it is a 'Crusade'. In this case a crusade to lower the alcohol content of El Dorado to zero. The Vatican has named them the 'Temperance Sisters'....they have an album coming out soon I hear.
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    This just in......FLASH FLASH FLASH.....

    NUNS WITH GUNS...DEFECTION!
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    that is a pretty cool pic Lane

    But I agree with Jlf, we should anex Belize...i hear they have like 200 people living there
    (I have a friend from belize and that is what he says)
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    Thanks for the clarification, Lane! I'm glad to see they put down their weapons for a little refreshment, especially with all the lewd looks they're getting, (not from me of course) As far as Jlf's ideas for axexation of Belize: Probably a good idea, but with all the monies he's been spending on "toys" I think he MIGHT be taking bribes from some defense contractors...maybe our Fearless Leader, DBW, should look into this?
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    (just so you know I have a lot of respect for the ladies in black.)

    Before I got drafted I was in college at a Catholic university. We had a snack bar on campus run by the nuns. Inside the snack bar were a couple of pin-ball machines and a pool table. Sister Margaret was the fry-cook. She was also the best darn pool-shark I ever saw.
    There were mystical forces at work on her abilities I am sure.
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  9. #689
    Originally posted by lane2512:
    (just so you know I have a lot of respect for the ladies in black.)

    Before I got drafted I was in college at a Catholic university. We had a snack bar on campus run by the nuns. Inside the snack bar were a couple of pin-ball machines and a pool table. Sister Margaret was the fry-cook. She was also the best darn pool-shark I ever saw.
    There were mystical forces at work on her abilities I am sure.
    Ohhh man YOU have been swindled
    how much she "plucked" from you?
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  10. #690
    Originally posted by pharmman17:
    Thanks for the clarification, Lane! I'm glad to see they put down their weapons for a little refreshment, especially with all the lewd looks they're getting, (not from me of course) As far as Jlf's ideas for axexation of Belize: Probably a good idea, but with all the monies he's been spending on "toys" I think he MIGHT be taking bribes from some defense contractors...maybe our Fearless Leader, DBW, should look into this?
    I am taking a look...i see nothing...

    ( Jlf i need another plane...something fast)
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