"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Deepbluewolf]

Originally posted by pharmman17:
They DO work well if you're hiding amongst the grapes!! I DID notice the ladies in the "secretarial pool" checking me out in mine!(I always was handsome in a uniform)

[vietvettwo]

Guys I know we sort of gave up on the pirate idea but Momma San did go out and buy the outfit for her and the girls.

[lane2512]

I knew I never should have divorced her!

[vietvettwo]

Gentlemen, I am disappointed in what I have seen lately. There is work to be done, but what do I see, a bunch of middle aged guys running around with Better Homes and Gardens and House Beautiful tucked under their arms. Disgusting.

I have maintained focus, while you are all primping and preening, I have arranged to have some "family" members operate the casino

[lane2512]

vietvettwo is right fellas.....

Are we GIRLY MEN???????

I say.......NO!!!!!!!!!!!

We are MANLY MEN!!!!!!!!!

vietvet........as General of the Army I have begun taking steps to revamp the military......
starting with the

El Dorado Artillery Corp....

[lane2512]

Folks......we are in trouble now! The Anti-SkyWalker U.S. has sent in the Special Forces.....

This recon photo just arrived from the front lines......

Nuns with guns! Hide the beer....quick!

[jlf1961]

Well, since the B.O.S.S budget has been approved, I have ordered 125 of these...



As well as 400 of these...


500 of these...


and 500 of these...


Now, these are strictly for the use of the B.O.S.S. security forces and national defense units. Now granted, each of these uses a phased plasma weapon for the main gun, and are powered by a very small nuclear reactor, but the chance of any kind of a problem is very remote.

[lane2512]

a very small nuclear reactor

Gee......can I also plug it into the house....
The El Dorado Power and Light Company is killin me.....

[pharmman17]

Hey Jlf, how come you get all the neat toys and all I get is Mama Son..er, nevermind...

[klcarroll]

jlf1961;

If my math is correct, you have just ordered enough armored vehicles to completely cover the available land area on the island of El Dorado!

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