Hey,ease up on Socko. He's only as soft as the feet he covers. How would you feel if you were covering Athletes Foot or Plantars Warts all day. That's not to mention all the agitation he must go through in the spin cycle. The guy goes through more than any two socks I know. He deserves a toast, at the very least.![]()
My apologies for taking a bad day at work out on you Socko. It's not your fault my office door opens out & I can't wedge a chair under the door knob to keep out annoying co-workers.
Hey Socko, I've always wondered where the second sock goes when you put 2 in the dryer & only get one back. Would you mind enlightening me on one of life's greater mysteries?
Logic dictates that Socko is recruiting your missing socks. They quietly slip out through the dryer vent. Check yours and you will see alot of lint left by their passing through that portal. Oops, I just identified a security breach in everyone's home.Hey Socko, I've always wondered where the second sock goes when you put 2 in the dryer & only get one back. Would you mind enlightening me on one of life's greater mysteries?
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I guess the cycling sock w/ the jalapeno on it (Salsa Cycles mascot) is now slinging hash in the galley. Please tell it to take some shore leave cause its mate is lonelyOriginally posted by Anti_Ship_Fella:
Oh,crap,now i know why some of my socks are missing...AND why i turned up at school wearing one and one missing...sneaky bastard!
On the plus side, an all sock crew means more stuff can be removed for extra ammo right?
I guess the cycling sock w/ the jalapeno on it (Salsa Cycles mascot) is now slinging hash in the galley. Please tell it to take some shore leave cause its mate is lonelyOriginally posted by icrash:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Anti_Ship_Fella:
Oh,crap,now i know why some of my socks are missing...AND why i turned up at school wearing one and one missing...sneaky bastard!
On the plus side, an all sock crew means more stuff can be removed for extra ammo right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
See...i never really thought about it that way.....so....there is more space...but i barely get them to load torpedoes...how am i supposed to get them to load the boat with ammo![]()
I guess the cycling sock w/ the jalapeno on it (Salsa Cycles mascot) is now slinging hash in the galley. Please tell it to take some shore leave cause its mate is lonelyOriginally posted by Anti_Ship_Fella:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by icrash:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Anti_Ship_Fella:
Oh,crap,now i know why some of my socks are missing...AND why i turned up at school wearing one and one missing...sneaky bastard!
On the plus side, an all sock crew means more stuff can be removed for extra ammo right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
See...i never really thought about it that way.....so....there is more space...but i barely get them to load torpedoes...how am i supposed to get them to load the boat with ammo</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well getting the ammo on the boat is what all the dock hands are for. As for getting the torps loaded faster, promise them fabric softener....or alcohol.
Continued to PART 2 :http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=t...168#5611083168