Senior Member
The cat. I have about had it with your cat Whisperer.Originally posted by Whisperer:
I'm sorry to say this klcarroll, but that's something i'm not eaven going to feed my cat,...
Last night I caught him looking at Kitty porn on my laptop and we all know that is illegal, even in El Dorado.
Next thing I know he's tryin to sneak into the refrigerator.
I may have found an answer. I think I'll have a chat with the folks at the restaurant around the corner. They know how to handle cats.
The cook.
Banned
@Whisperer;
I have to agree with dgrayson:
He goes to all the trouble of trying to make an expensive chinese delicacy, ....and all you can do is whine about how your CAT doesn't like it!
Talk about being "pusssy-whipped"!!!!
....And the Chinese Restaurant heard about your cat, and changed their sign!
klcarroll
Member
I'm terrible sorry, but it's not my foult.... It was that darn leprechaun.
You see, when i was sailing around Ireland i found one floating around about 13 miles off the coast, it apeard he fell from his rainbow and landet in the ocean.The kind fella i am, i went all stop and took the chap on board and droped him off on the closest beach.
The little cloaver lover was so glad i saved is tiny hiney, i could make a wish. So i wished For a nice Villa on Eldorado.
When i got back here there was a postal worker waiting for me.
He handed the deed to a villa in one of the better parts of Eldorado. When i saw the deed i was so happy that i just had to get back and thank the little fella.
It took me a couple of days but i finaly found him sitting next to his little pot 'o gold.
So i thanked him from the bottom of my hart and told him i was glad he was doing alright.
Well, he was so charmed i went half way across the world just to thank him that i could make one last wish for my effort to check on him.So i wished i would find the Woman of my dreams sitting at home waiting for me, and so when i got home there she was.
But there was just one problem,... i could not get here to make love with me....So i had to visit the leprechaun again to fix this.
When i found him again he was a bit surprised to see me again and asked me if everything was alright.
Now you have to know i have a little problem talking about my love life and all, so i tried to explain the little fella what was wrong and told im that i just wished my girl would have a hungry *****, unfortunatly i think he did not quite know what i ment so now i'm stuck with this cat that's always hungry,....
(ps, dgrayson. I'll try to teach the cat not to get in your fridge anymore
Senior Member
Member
Senior Member
Member
Member
I just felt i had to dive this post up again, it was starting to sink a bit to deep in all the posts. So here it is again. Ofcourse i know that there has to be something orderd for the Skywalker Bar to open so here it is. I'll have the stake with rice and a shot of your finest.
Everyone is invidet for dinner! Managed to sell that ugly admiral's doughter to a dating company and guess what, she found a lover. The admiral was so glad he gave me all the medals the navy could offer, a promotion and a large cash bonus.
So get in and enjoy, the Admiral is paying!
(ps, i also sold my cat to the admirals doughter, she just loved it to have a pet that could eat as mutch as she could.
Thank god i lost him, that cat was just to mutch...
Still need to go to the leprechaun again to fix my wife...)
Senior Member
Sorry boys, my DSL went down, and it took the phone company two weeks to fix it. Anyway, just got back from Photomat, and I have the pictures of the El Dorado St. Patrick's Day Parade.
The Fat Cat got into the spirit of the day. I don't want to be the one who has to clean the litter box after he gets into the corned beef and cabbage
My ex=wife is Irish, and she was never able to pass up a parade, how she found me I'll never know
Anyway, in the spirit of the day, we extended a welcome to the Moderators, and made Real Jambo the Grand Marshall
The official El Dorado Marching Band led off the parade. By the way, it's not raining, they just enjoy wearing raincoats, especially around play grounds
The Moderators also showed up with a band. We found out later that no one knows how to play an instrument, they just like walking around in skirts.
I bet most of you think this is a glass of green beer, well, you'd be wrong. It's actually dgrayson's urine sample.
And finally, this has nothing to do with anything, it's just too good a photo not to use
Sorry Viet, moderation occurs even in The Sky Walker's....
