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I will have you know that I got a full 3 hours of sleep in the last 48, so there.Originally posted by KaitenVet:
you guys need some sleep
Now, would someone please tell me why there is a pair of green gorillas in Marine Dress Blues sitting at the bar talking to the buzzards dressed in Soviet Airforce uniforms?
*Is not EVEN going to ask about the octopus playing the piano*
And whoever is playing with the Moonlight needs to stop, it is causing my lycanthropy to flare up.
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Sure the Pharmman thought he had a sweet deal going for him, but he forgot the girl's background. After the induction ceremony for the
crew, Vietvet and Lane opted for discretion over valor.
Lane feels that he's noticed a "change" in the Company Clerk
So we elect to play it safe and have some lab work done
While we await the lab results, Lane, the Snakeeater and Vietvet are concerned. We realize that from time to time, we have all used the same toilet. But we know that's just an old wives tale
The tests are back, and we are not happy. OK everybody line up and take your medicine
Gee, that wasn't so bad. Oh gosh, I'm feeling a little light headed, Oh Nurse!
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Vietvet and Lane discuss an appropriate punishment for Pharmman's indiscretion.
Oh Mr. Pharmman, a word please
Rosie's den mother, Miss Carrage, is completely out of her mind with anger
We determine that we should head out to sea while we figure out what to do
OK, we've got it, off you go sparky. Hope the EPA doesn't fine us for polluting the water ways.
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I have a few questions to ask you folks, concerning the questionable common sense of some groups of the human species....
1) If it is a known fact that Great White sharks cannot tell the difference between a surfer on a short board and a seal, why are short boards so popular?
2) If you build a housing development in the hunting range of large predators, why are people surprised and upset when a jogger becomes lunch for some mountain lion or bear?
(seems to me that if you move into a predator's hunting range, you should not be upset if it puts you on the menu... kinda like free swimming in a school of sharks with a hunk of fresh meat tied to your waist)
3) Why do people insist on recreational water sports in areas that are KNOWN shark waters. I am referring to the gulf coast, and southern Atlantic states...
Everyone and their brother knows that with all the streams and such that empty into the gulf
and the Atlantic that Bull sharks frequent the waters, (well, have made them a permanent residence) and it is also known that Bull Sharks actually do hunt human type critters.
Of course, Bull sharks dont play by the rules, they can live in fresh water too. (a bull shark was caught in the Tennessee river near Nashville, and in the Mississippi in Minnesota.)
*transcript of recent conference call follows:
Great white: "Dude, these surfer critters really need to do something, I cant tell em apart from seals!"
Bull Shark: "What, you dont like human?"
Great White: "Heck no dude, I prefer some meat with some substance, like elephant seal. Besides, do you know what humans eat? And they actually live in places where the air is brown!
"I spit em out as soon as I find out it aint seal."
Mountain Lion: "I dont know, the ones I catch are pretty lean, but some of the trimmings I could do without, like the spandex, ipods and stuff.... and I cant stand the feet, I mean I dont know what they do, but the feet are AWFUL."
Bull shark: "I dont have that problem, and besides, who am I to turn down a meal that just delivers itself?"
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