1. #1801
    The Moderators and the Mickey Mouse Club in the same sentence. God, they make it so easy for us it's almost not any fun. OK, here we go.

    I don't want to say that the Moderators are behind the times or anything, but when they cruise off to dream-land at night, this is what they think about.



    If they are really frisky, it goes more like this



    On the other hand, we keepers of El Dorado think more like this



    Viking Grand Dad tasks Real Jambo with protecting the Moderators bed time secrets. The Jam-man takes his new duties seriously

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  2. #1802
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    vietvettwo;

    You don't fool me!!!

    You're old enough to remember what Annette's tee shirt looked like towards the end of that TV series!
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  3. #1803
    Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry

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    I have to cover all the bases VietVet
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  4. #1804
    Someone needs to restock the fridge before all the big weekend sports activities.

    Healthy foods: alcohol, chips, dips, pretzels, and steaks, chicken, venison and...

    NO HOT DOGS!

    (Unless we're in an Asian country where they cook dogs properly. And cats. And monkeys.)
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  5. #1805
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    I think this may take more than one trip....
    This is just the snack food.


    The cook
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  6. #1806
    I have returned.
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  7. #1807
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    Well well well.....SNAKE EATER IN THE HOUSE!

    Welcome back. Pull up a barstool and have a couple on the house.

    Where ya been?????????
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  8. #1808
    Originally posted by lane2512:
    Well well well.....SNAKE EATER IN THE HOUSE!

    Welcome back. Pull up a barstool and have a couple on the house.

    Where ya been?????????
    Due to circumstances beyond my control, (i.e they called it an 'emotional break,'... I call it beating the **** out of an abusive SOB) I was temporarily detained in the local rubber wall hotel (aka psyche ward.)

    I have to admit, being diagnosed with combat related ptsd DOES have its advantages...

    Suffice it to say it was a court ordered commitment to last until "such time as the staff felt I was no longer a danger to myself or others."

    In other words, no criminal charges, no jail time, etc. and the abusive SOB still ended up with broken nose, lost teeth and a cracked rib.
    As the saying goes, dont mess with my little sister, or I will rearrange your body.
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  9. #1809
    lane2512's Avatar Senior Member
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    Well you are welcome to whatever we have at the bar. (Just tell me if you are going to play darts).
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  10. #1810
    Upon his release from his "vacation" villa, the Snake Eater has only one thought on his mind.



    The word of his return spreads quickly, and citizens line up to shake his hand and welcome him home



    Rosie feels that a massive welcome home party is in order



    It's going to be a formal affair, so Vietvet polishes his biker chain



    Lane is flustered, high heels or flats? Dancing is a consideration



    The Company Clerk gets his date ready



    Real Jambo gets so upset at the news, he confuses spped dating with speed drinking (not bad for just 8 minutes there Jambo)

    [img]http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/******ss.jpg[/img]

    It's time to party boys, maestro, start the music



    Oh it's a sight to weak women cry and grown men get weak in the knees



    Yes Moderators, be afraid for the defenders of El Dorado are whole once again

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