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    The "El Sardina" meets Socko and The Ruptured Duck.



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    DBW;

    Is your oxygen "on"?????

    I mean, you haven't plugged into the nitrogen port by accident, have you????

    (Zoomies!!! ....you even have to check if they're breathing the right gas!!)

    BTW: ....How did the "Cat In" detail go???

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    ....And in case any of you are wondering how the encounter between "EL Sardina" and Socko played out..........



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    Several of the moderator's pets have fallen into our hands....


    YA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA!


    The Ubi Ambassador is appalled...


    And she calls in the U.N. Peace envoy.......


    Meanwhile Pharrmann and Lane have spotted Ubi frogmen sneaking into the harbor....


    While intrepid El Dorado docoy dogs confuse the enemy,,,,,,
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    ...Please forgive me...i am rambling...lets go back to our secret weapon EL SARDINA...

    " one day, after some heavy drinking they come up with a new concept for a war ship...and weaponry... here i am again...rambling...well why don't i just tell you what the report says..."

    0700- EL SARDINA heads out to sea to give chase...

    WHILE bellow decks in this most advanced vessel the engines are taken to WARP 10



    ...even as some carefully selected crew members finish to fast the last screws in place.


    On the decks above a fury of activity has left the walkways deserted...


    as all crew man the weapon control stations...



    On the bridge the Captain waits with antecipation...


    and finaly the message comes in..."WE GOT HIM SIR!!!"


    the first officer asks "are you sure???"


    "YES SIR, AND WEAPON IS LOCKED"


    LANE standing on the engine control room orders the ship moved to position...


    the advanced computers trace the SOCKO SUB signature and manouver EL SARDINA to attack position...



    and finaly the bridge shouts on intercom "WE HAVE A VISUAL"


    the "secial" fish is readied on the torpedo room...


    "WEAPON LOCKED SIR!" shouts the first officer


    the weapons tracking station GIVES the order...


    and the torpedo room confirms weapon fired...


    and the rest is history....

    out of respect for captain SOCKO and his CREW we will not release the gross images of his demise...

    some of the crew took celebration pics...




    BUT I was sad...for a valiant CAPTAIN had ceased to exist...the seas are changing...EL DORADO is MIGHTY....and the MODERATORS retreat on all fronts, now that their last hope has vaporised along with almost a quarter of the EARTH oceans with the explosion
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    Now that the threat is gone i see no reason to keep it a secret any more....

    In truth we use a electronic last generation cloaking device...and what looks like this...



    is actually the most advanced ship ever build...



    SEE....this is the might of EL DORADO...CROSS US NOT OR YOU WILL BE ANIHILATED
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    *** Message starts> KL: Mission Accomplished STOP Message ends ***
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    WHERE IS THE C/C??????

    LANE WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ON THE SECRET SERVICE>>>WE HAVE TRAITORS AND SABOTOURS AMONGST US!!!
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    I detect tomfoolery about!

    Mysterious inclusions in my posts.

    What skullduggery is this?????????

    These ballerina moderators are trecherous I tell ya....



    .....And Lane tries to infiltrate. (Note cleverly concealed "weapon".)

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    BAAAAHHHHH!!!! don't pay any atention LANE is just a last breath of the LOOSING ARMIES
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