"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Deepbluewolf]

EL MAGNIFICO, THE BIG ENCHILADA, THE SUPREME BEING, of EL DORADO, decides that this deployment of Socko, demands an adequate answer, that will not only boost the moral of the Citizens of EL DORADO, but also finaly brings the Imfamous MODERATOR war techniques to an end...so al tho with some regret...(NAAAAAAA) he orders the end of the infamous captain Socko that dares to try to blocade EL DORADO...

SO at 0700 as the tide comes in the MOST POWERFULL WEAPON on EL DORADO NAVY leaves the harbor...and such a beautiful vision of the lone war ship leaving is nevertheless a sad one for amongst it's beams, the death of a famed Captain is written on the terrible weapons it carries...the sea itself seems to shrink as a sign of respect for the tremendous power that sails atop it's surfice...

SO...finaly the "EL Sardina" fades unto the distant horizon where fate awaits the unsuspecting Captain Socko...

[klcarroll]

DBW;

I am truly disappointed! ....What has a diesel saturated Sock that has gone unwashed for five years have to fear from a sardine trawler????

If THAT'S the best you can do, ...call RJ at once! ....He has the surrender papers.

(....And BTW: "EL Sardina" doesn't even merit 20mm fire: .....Socko would normally just tear such minor targets up with his teeth.)


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[Deepbluewolf]

did i happen to mention that "EL SARDINA" is the most secret and terrible ship ever made by mankind?


I would be shaking all over if i were you just from having taken a look at it...

[klcarroll]

We did have a look at it.

Our only concern is that it might sink all by itself, ....before we can do the honors!

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[Ant__.]

***Message starts> Orders received. STOP. Will begin at once. STOP. Message ends***

[Deepbluewolf]

ok... im sorry you feel that way...

allow me to read to you the war report on the death of captain socko...

sart shivering oh you non believer in the might of EL DORADO...

[klcarroll]

RJ: Roger that.

klcarroll

[Deepbluewolf]

bare with me...this will take 5 minutes...but i have to advise you its a sad story the one i am about to tell... bu let me reassure you Captain Socko met with a dignified end befiting to his fame...but fate was written the moment EL SARDINA took to sea...

[klcarroll]

DBW;

Yes, ....yes, we know.

(I hear that Hitler himself became confused and delusional at the end.)



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[Deepbluewolf]

OK so heres this morning EL SARDINA war report..but before allow me to go back in time and explain how such a terrible weapon come to exist...



"It all sarted as a group of cientists that were adopted as EL DORADO citizens noticed that we lacked a weapon that could defend our tiny Nation against the perils of the outside wourld....

Some of this people were so tired with a corrupt society moderated by moderators that they faked their death and have been living in EL DORADO in secret and have dedicated themselfs to the task of defending and advancing EL DORADO...



SO EINSTEIN, yes him ! put together various teams of cientists that have been working 25/8 for the survival of our delicate PARADISE.



and they come to some amazing breaktroughs like hang over free spirits...