"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Deepbluewolf]

Originally posted by wh1skea:
Blue, what kind of aircraft were you flying with your little run-in with those seagulls?

Fiat G91-R/3 im trying to find a pic...you will love the camou job on the squadron colors

[Deepbluewolf]

Originally posted by lane2512:
I go away for 48 lousy hours, let some doc sew my right foot to my fanny and YOU GUYS go and make a whole dern nation complete with flag AND I find out Im stuck holding up some damn heavy gun tube on the bow of a rusted bucket in the harbor!

I have been disenfranchaised! My 'RHITES' has been trampled. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

What about tan-line inspector? Is it taken? Huh? Or is that reserved for some relative?
Or maybe Customs Agent, who knows what lurks in the luggage of the rich and famous!

Boy, when the ol foot heals you guys better be prepared to meet it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Ok I will name you ambassador of the "EL DORADO" republic and your job will consist of traveling the Sky Walker <STRIKE>Bars</STRIKE> i mean embassies, all over the world.

Dont worry well take care of ROSE

[lane2512]

Ok........I'll cool it and not start some resistance movement (complete with water-ballons and superglue on the toilet seats)-for now............

But the first one of you guys that makes me dress up as the court-jester is going to have to undergo a little 120mm 'sensitivity' training.

[Deepbluewolf]

Originally posted by vietvettwo:
As Minister of Finance and Justice I have an idea of how we can get the "seed" money we need to get this little idea off the ground.

If you've ever seen the movie The Mouse That Roared, you will understand the basic premise. In the movie, a tiny country is in financial trouble. They come up with a plan to "attack" the US, knowing they will lose, but then become eligible for foreign aid.

I propose we take the Tango and set sail for Miami. After attacking several jet skis, we surface and surrender. As part of the foreign aid package we ask for Interstate Highway funds (what the hell, they gave it to Hawaii). We could also declare ourselves some sort of indian tribe (The Fugarewe's comes to mind) and open a casino.

To keep the balance of payments in a favorable balance we can export sand. We get the left coast air heads to believe that our natural sand produces environmentally friendly sand paper.

We could probably also become a cruise ship destination port, but I am still working on a way to rip them off, oops, sorry, I mean a way to maximize their income potential.

I have an idea concerning those boats!!!

W'ell use our very own DAPRO (Diplomatic and Press Relations Officer) Realjambo, to tell the cruise lines to come to our very "DEEP" natural harbour, and admire the beauty of our small nation, and when they get wrecked on the coral reef of our very shallow waters we get to:

1-salvage the ship

2-fill our hotels with a lot of gests that came at the height of the season so that the prices are offff course very high, but for a small emergency fee...(10 x normal price +50%) we will acomodate them

3-we charge a entry fee to country for they entered iligally

4-we fine the cruise lines for poluting the reef and scaring away the fish

5- we charge them the cost of the investigation, plus a small token amount of a couple of million for my new plane

6- we confiscate all booze on board and fine them for bootleging and smugling

im sure something else will come to mind...

[Ant__.]

Sounds like an excellent idea DBW! I'll knock up a press release - stay tuned - It'll be worded very carefully.

[Deepbluewolf]

were ansiouly waiting we need the money to buy more planes...we need an airforce

[vietvettwo]

Realjambo, tell the truth, this has got to be the easiest thread in the world to moderate.

[vietvettwo]

OK boys, have to get ready for work. I'm off to stamp out disease and human suffering. OK, OK, I'm really off to try and talk some nurse into the on call room, but I swear I'll be thinking of more money making ideas.

[lane2512]

vietvettwo....if you are the 'Nurse' that prepped my foot for surgury we need to step outside for a moment.

[Ant__.]

Realjambo, tell the truth, this has got to be the easiest thread in the world to moderate

Um, Ah, yep!