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Hey, is this thing on? ..... testing one two, testing.
OK, OK,
This blond reads in a magazine that taking a bath in milk is good for your skin. She leaves a note for the milkman asking him to leave 25 gallons of milk the next day.
The milkman gets the note, and he's sure it's a mistake so he rings her bell. "You don't really want 25 gallons of milk, do you?" he asks.
"Yes I do", the blond replies.
"Well what in the world are you going to do with it?".
"I'm going to fill my bath tub up and take a bath in it."
"Do you want it pasteurized ?" asks the bewildered milkman.
"No, just up to my boobs will be fine, I'll splash some on my face." answers the blond.
Thank you, thank you .... I'll be here all week at Rosie's belly-laugh lounge ... don't forget to tip your waitress .... next show 11PM
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Geeeze, take a look at Lane and the others. No wonder this place is so quiet.
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Vietvettwo, I'll buy you a beer, while we wait until the old folks are awake again..... time for their enhanced powernap I guess
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Boy this place is full of cobwebbs!! Well I dropped by to say Hi to everyone (anyone) and say that today, 10-17, is my Birthday!! YAY, I made it to 55 and no walker yet! Barkeep, give me double Geritol with a Prune twist!!
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Happy Birthday Pharmman! 
You may need a little help with your magic tricks now.
Good luck.
Dave
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Many happy returns to you, Pharmman!
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thanks guys...Dave; my "periscope" is fine, it's the REST of the boat that's taken damage!
Do they make viagra for the other body parts?? 
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*Taps microphone*
Tomorrow, the 26th, is RJ's Birthday!
The party starts tonight! Free bar and the juke box is on free play all night (loaded with ALL my favourite tunes! 
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You can leave your gifts with Rosie - she has reserved most of the parking lot outside for them *nudge nudge wink* 
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Pharmman
Happy birthday RJ have a good one!!!
