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Sure i'll cook for a week, giving you your well earned rest. I mean, all that typing does take it's toll...
Uut befor i run into your domain (the kitchen) i do have one question. Do you have a lot of expencive equipment and a good insurance. Althou my pies turned out prety good, letting me cook is quite the hazzard. Got "fired" on my last job as a cook after setting fire to the kitchen, it was unintentional mind you!
But i might have a suggestion, i have worked behind the bar, and that did turn out to be a succes!
So here's my suggestion, you'll still have to cook. but i'll reduce your workload by covering the bar.
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Whisperer,
I don't care if you cook with a flame thrower. Helping Rosie at the bar doesn't lighten my workload at all. It just gives her more time to try and corner me in the walk-in refrigerator. She keeps asking me If I want a cool one. Ugh.
So grab your Dutch Oven and get to work. The steaks we "requisitioned" from that Aussie frieghter are in the cooler. I think we called it "port charges".
Dave the cook.
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Banned
Here at "Rosies", he is exactly the sort of cook the clientele demands: ....FAST!"cook with a flame thrower"????
What kind of a chef are you???
....And besides, ...you'll come to like that delicate flavor of diesel oil that Dgrayson manages to impart on most of his specialties!
...Until then, you could try one of his "Cold Cuts"!
klcarroll
Banned
After thinking about it, I realized that the whole "Dave-the-Cook With His Flamethrower" thing probably needs a bit more explanation.
You see, it's FIRE that first attracted Dave to the Culinary Arts. Here's Dave at an early age, cooking on the family backyard BBQ:
Now, of course, Dave's technique has been perfected:
But as Dave himself would surely point out, .....Flames can become a way of life!!
Here's Dave out for a day of rabbit hunting!
......And here's Dave working as a volunteer referee at one of the local Soccer matches:
But no discussion of Dave and Fire would be complete without asking a satisfied customer about how he liked Dave's "Hot Wings"!!!
klcarroll
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Actualy,.....
Klcarroll, i'm afraid i have to take up Dave's defence right here since it was my kitchen that was set on fire by me....
You see, after Dave's milenium post. The one where he threw a pie in my face after i baked him one for his 1000th post i decidet to make it one big pie fight.Now Dave wants me to cover his work in the kitchen for a week (since it's impossible for him to keep up helping others and cooking for all you guys).
Little side note, Dave starts a pie fight and lets me pay for it? I'm a little bit disapoited on that....
Now i felt i had to warn him on the fact of me torching my kitchen after baking the pies.
Ofcourse i can't help it that this post got a little bit drifted due to your absense at the "Battle of the Pie's". So klcarrol, here's my atempt on bringing you uptodate and fill you in on what hapend:
CATCH!!!
