"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[Whisperer]

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Who locked the door?

[schwarze_Katze]

I did. I'm sorry. The bartender (or were there four?) got tired of me when I refused to leave and told me to keep out "ground pounders" (whatever those are) for the rest of the night.

I got too drunk to fight the mindless cretins off (and there were THOUSANDS....really), so I locked the doors and took a nap. We've all seen the Zombie movies, so you know I speak truth.

It really happened that way. Honest. I still can't figure out why I woke up in the alley; but that's a discussion for another day.

The bar is OPEN! I'm buying all rounds for sub sailors, 1/2 the rounds for other squids, 1/4 of the rounds for naval aviators, 1/8 of the rounds for any Marine (since the Navy owns them anyway), and all others must buy my drinks for the privelege of basking in the glow of a submariner.

[klcarroll]

The bar is OPEN! I'm buying all rounds for sub sailors, 1/2 the rounds for other squids, 1/4 of the rounds for naval aviators, 1/8 of the rounds for any Marine (since the Navy owns them anyway), and all others must buy my drinks for the privelege of basking in the glow of a submariner.

UH-OH!!!! ........That's the sort of speech that ALWAYS precedes an Inter-Service Bar fight!



<span class="ev_code_red"> .....BUT OUR BOUNCERS ARE READY!!</span>





klcarroll

[Whisperer]

And here i was for a fiew brew's, guess i got to close and red the letters....

[klcarroll]

OK Whisperer!!! .......'Fess up!!!

That picture WAS NOT taken at "The Skywalker"!!! (None of our bar fights have referees!)

klcarroll

[Whisperer]

I'm sorry, i confess,....

This one was taken across the treet, in "The ***** Rhyno" (groundforces bar). After getting drunk yesterday in the "Sky Walker" i went over there and yelled the real men where across the street....

*bad idea*

[klcarroll]

went over there and yelled the real men where across the street....

GOOD FOR YOU!!!

That's the kind of support "The Skywalker" needs!!

Did you explain to them that they had NO chance at all of "Getting Lucky" in a place called "The ***** Rhino"?? (...At least with the opposite sex!!)



klcarroll

[klcarroll]

Since the "The Skywalker Bar" is now the longest running, and best attended OT thread in UBI history, ....It seems only fitting that it be granted "Sticky" status!!!!

Don't let us down! ....Support your local "Watering Hole!!!!


klcarroll

[Ant__.]

Just a note to everybody - bar rounds cannot be charged to the Moderators tab's! (unless the Mod's are 'in' of course!)

Just a thought - Is it time for a Spring Clean? Suggestions for new decor and colour schemes are welcome (Lordy I dread to think of what is to come!)

We have made the Sky Walker Bar a place of legend, what other site could achieve this? long may it continue - Ubi will no doubt have to consider dedicating a server entirely to this thread - Cheers everyone!

[Whisperer]

sorry, klcarroll....

May i remind you of the foot in my fase...

Originally posted by Whisperer:

I have to say that i was about to tell them , unfortunatly on of the "lady's" stuffed my face with a size 4. preventing me from any further speech from that moment on. As a little side note, after tasting her toes i completely lost my feet-fetish since they aparently never wash them.

Seriousely, i've tasted frech mould chease witch had less mould than their feet, and that's saying a lot since that chease is bleu... As soon as i got a taste of that action i had to rush to the sub and burn the taste away with torpedo alcohol...

Oh, by the way, Realjambo.

That post of your's,... do i read you'r picking up the tab?



If so i'll have a shot of each bottle, and the admiral's doughter can have the snacks, my car still needs a little bit more lowering!



And why still the strong liquer? Still trying to get that feet-fungus from my tongue. *Uuurrrrrp* *barf* Not verry lady like if i may say so... *Uhhhrr*