"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[OpiesEye]

OK I can take a hint, I will go mow the runway, but the beer better be on someone else when I get back!!!!

[klcarroll]

.....on the other hand the passangers are safe, what do i do with 'em?

@Capt-rusty;

Follow standard company policy!!!

Tell them that they can cash in their return tickets for drinks at Rosie's! (50 cents on the dollar, of course!)

klcarroll

[klcarroll]

......And as long as we're talking about it, ....SOMEONE needs to take firm control over at Rosie's!!

These "Tourist Types"� may be "PC"�, ....but from a profitability standpoint, ...they suck!

They show up at Rosie's, demanding cocktail umbrellas in their drinks, (those things are expensive!) ....and then they order only two drinks before throwing up on the table and passing out.



To make matters worse, all they have in their wallets is a goddam American Express Card! (On which they can reverse charges any time they want!) So..... there isn't even any profit in going through their pockets when they're unconscious! (Some fun maybe; ....But NO profit!)

We need to get back to our "Roots"�!!!!! ......We need to get more of the hard corps "Military Types"� in here!! (You know the type: ......Guys (and Gals) in camo, with cash in their pockets and Oblivion as their short term objective!

....And if Rosie isn't up to the job, ...get her twin daughters in here to run the place!! (....And NO!! ...It's your imagination that they look like me!)



klcarroll

[vietvettwo]

I don't see a problem here. After the plane crash, oops, I mean the rather rough landing, the Ubi Moderators rushed to the scene to help the passengers.



Then we put them to work clearing the runway



And we even found lodging for them until their relatives wired the ransom, ahhh, return air fare to us.



Dont really see what all the hub-bub is about

[cpt-rusty]

well it is about were do we put the left overs ....
by the way, could someone make me a list of
el dorado's ministries ( as in who is what?) this is one of the things i never understood...

PS: i found a successor to the EDMN Exterminator.... the guy says 6 million.. i'm getting the slight feeling its a rip-off...

[Whisperer]

Originally posted by cpt-rusty:
PS: i found a successor to the EDMN Exterminator.... the guy says 6 million.. i'm getting the slight feeling its a rip-off...
[IMG]

I'd beleve it, saw her in port. She's small but ferociouse

[wh1skea]

As the El Dorado Chief of Naval Operations, I have to say, that just wont do. We'd be better off with some of those flat bottom boats with mortors afixed to the bow.

[PhantomKira]

You mean the ones with ridiculously huge engines attached to the back? Speed is life!

[cpt-rusty]

well i'm thankfull i did'nt buy it !! (looked too kinky )
i also turned down a weird offer this for 10 million, had to be a scam :


is this what you'd like? the guy says its brand new

i'm a good sales man aint i?

[Whisperer]

Hmmm, seems like the crew left the castle. I guess it's time for me to get out of hiding and start opening the "black lable".

Oh, by the way,... Conserning my impeckable service stats i hereby ofer my services as Pilot trainer to any one willing to become a harbour pilot in the royal harbour of Eldorado. Not that i'm complaining but the guys that are doing the job now, they stink at it.



You know what they say, the best captains are standing on the shore. And i bet that's where these guys where picked...