"SKY WALKER" BAR .............In honour of Deepbluewolf | Forums

[klcarroll]

jlf1961;

I think you're looking at the issue from the wrong viewpoint.

All three of your scenarios are sterling examples of "Evolution In Action": ....The individuals who engage in these activities are doing their very best to improve the human gene pool!

(Won't it be great when the phrase, <span class="ev_code_yellow">"DUDE! ...Surf's Up!!!"</span> is no longer heard???)

klcarroll

[jlf1961]

Originally posted by klcarroll:
jlf1961;

I think you're looking at the issue from the wrong viewpoint.

All three of your scenarios are sterling examples of "Evolution In Action": ....The individuals who engage in these activities are doing their very best to improve the human gene pool!

(Won't it be great when the phrase, <span class="ev_code_yellow">"DUDE! ...Surf's Up!!!"</span> is no longer heard???)

klcarroll

Uh, klcarroll? I have but one simple question.....

What am I supposed to do with the 1960's vintage longboard that I got when dad was stationed in Hawaii? I mean granted, it dont do me much good where I am now, BUT, I figure with global warming and such, the beach will end up a little south of here. You see, I am at 1791 feet elevation, if all the ice sheets melt, the ocean will rise 291 feet, which means the beach would be within a day's drive....

[pharmman17]

Lane demonstrates to Captain Viet how they should make me "Walk the Plank". Captain Viet has gotten rid of the offending sunglasses.

[vietvettwo]

So the Pharmman is feeling a little frisky is he? It seems that he has forgotten just how easy it is to gain the loyalty of the fair citizens of El Dorado.



As we close in on our flagship



It might serve him well if he took a moment to look at the flag that's flying, and contemplate (that means think about for you squids and jar heads)what it stands for.



The punishment is quick and just



The public approves



Why even his own staff turns against him



Capt Viet, Lane and the Snake Eater retire to the Captain's private deck to discuss business



Midshipman, a round of drinks for my officers please



While you guys work at reducing the rum inventory, I have work to do. Boatswains Mate, call away the crew for my gig please.









They can't row worth a damn, but it sure is fun to watch

[lane2512]

Instead of the Army I shoulda joined the Navy

[pharmman17]

After being unjustly accused and punished by the evil Capt Viet, Pharmman does what any red blooded American boy would do; writes a letter to his Mommy.

[vietvettwo]

The Pharmman's Mom reads her mail


She is not happy, and as her anger grows, she transforms into Super Mom



She hops on her broom and flys all night to reach El Dorado. She finds Viet, Lane and the Snake Eater. She's got a few things to say about picking on her boy.



Raptor shouts out a warning, but it's too late


Oh boy, that's gonna leave a mark



The boys are stunned by her anger







And as the dust settles, and the tears dry, Lane, Viet and the Snake Eater try to contemplate what just happened

[lane2512]

looks like that foot fungus finally worked it's way up

[vietvettwo]

Uh Lane, about that fungus. When the girls call you the Green Giant, it ain't as cool as you think.



But I reached deep into my medic bag and found something I think will help



We even have some volunteers down at the Spa who are willing to help out



Sorry Bud, wrong door, oh here they come now



We even chipped in and bought you this special applicator



The Snake Eater was kind of upset, but Rosie pointed out that we shouldn't expect anything else from someone who wears these all day

[lane2512]

I've decided to come clean with everyone....