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    lane2512's Avatar Senior Member
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    Minoos....

    I think your story has convinced me to stay down where the grass is...
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    Hmmmm.........."Son of a Witch"???

    I've been called something similar many, many times!

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    you mean someone actualy called you "son of a winch"
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  4. #1034
    VikingGrandad:



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    Hey....we can't forget AudibleKnight.......
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    Here's what you've been waiting for. We sent a news team from Entertainment El Dorado to the secret Ubi Moderators Training Camp, and have recorded the entire process.

    Through various threads, blogs, instant messages and other below the radar methods, the word goes out....."Ubi is looking for moderators".....a brave few answer the call.


    But not just anyone can be a Ubi moderator


    First, there's the grueling physical examination


    The mental tests


    The dreaded "are you better at the computer than a 2nd grader?" examination


    For those few who make it past this point


    It's on to Ubi's moderator training facility


    It's a living hell for the recruits, daily physical training


    The pressure of doing well in the final swimsuit competition


    And probably worst of all, the dreaded final exam by our three judge panel






    But for those dedicated few, those giants of the gigs, those knights of the key board, those masters of the monitors, those (OK, you get the idea)

    We give you........THE MODERATORS
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    Great idea DBW!

    Thanks for the VikingGrandphotos guys!

    Pssst...! Can we mods join in too?!

    Here's one of Targ in his younger days...



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    Vietvet-----

    out-farking standing!!!!!

    You really outdid yourself on this one.....
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    TOTALLY-OT

    Warning: This is a VENT POST.

    This afternoon my wife was in an accident.....


    Seems some fella decided that the red light in front of him was optional.

    Mrs.lane2512's Honda Accord meet Mr.Somebodys pickup truck.

    Thank God my wife is ok. Shook-up alittle but
    in one complete piece. The truck t-boned the Accord in the middle of the intersection.
    Thank God for Honda. The car was driveable. The truck was not. That is no joke.

    Oh.....just to let you know who hit her.... (nevermind)
    ******CARTOON PHOTO REMOVED FOR HARMONY*******

    That is my VENT fellas. Sorry. Sometimes a SkyWalker has to vent. Right now I have the wife sitting on the sofa with some good SkyWalker C******nay in her glass.
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