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    one of teachers was like......a clerk in a butcher shop is 5' 10", what does he weigh?......everyone was like uhh and i said meat and he was like right.....meat.....he weighs meat ....hes aight tho.....hes not one of those serious ppl

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    one of teachers was like......a clerk in a butcher shop is 5' 10", what does he weigh?......everyone was like uhh and i said meat and he was like right.....meat.....he weighs meat ....hes aight tho.....hes not one of those serious ppl

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    do college teachers yell and scream and just be all mean like my ap american history says they are?

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    Mine don't? My programming professor is from Poland, so, naturally, he has a very strong polish accent. He's cool though, I guess. My physics teacher is an old man who used to be in the military, so each lecture usually starts off with a good ol' "back in the day" story. I can't think of anything unique for the other two.


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    my ethnic relations teacher is out of whack. Her 400 pound body has just about fused to the couch she sits on in class. Yes i said couch, to big for a chair. She looks like Harriet Tubman...



    ...and is mean as hell. She constantly cracks sex jokes which, as you can guess by her appearence by now makes you want to throw up.


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    LMAO.....but the classes r huge!!!....so if the teacher is yelling at me i pretend i dont hear her/him ......then there like DO U HEAR ME!!!.....and i look at the wall and it looks like there head is bout to explode

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    I find it incredulous that someone that demonstrates such poor written grammatic structure is allowed to participated in a higher learning environment. Like ya no wha i meen?

    You do realize that your over-generalized topic statement includes you within it's scope.

    I'm amazed at the level of illiteracy that permeates our collegiate halls.

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    uh....these r called forums......its not college.....u dont have to type perfect words......u have tooo much time on ur hands if u do

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    Incredulous, I love that word. Too think, it would be used in a stupid video game forum.

    I would be pretty damn insulted if someone with no clue about anything called me illiterate. But since his grasp of reality appears to be thoroughly warped and distorted, I would just have to laugh. I suppose people who are highly educated and literate, are allowed to rude, well at least they think they are.

    Sniper, it could be worse. You could be a pompous a**.
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    i go to college to talk like that......not on game forums

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