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    My cover has been blown by the National Enquirer so I can finally release this vital information to the public. For some time now I have been working closely with Interpole. We have been investigating a Dutch conspiracy concerning the whole world.

    Initially there plan was to slowly take over America, and they have had success. There final goal is world domination. We cannot let this happen. I have, through my various tight political connections in Poppendorf, Germany, gotten permission to declassify certain documents proving their evil plan.

    This first link will teach everyone how to recognize the enemy.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dindex.html

    Be very careful. There have been cases of these evil-doers strapping gouda to the bottom of their wooden shoes. This is their stealth technique and has proven very effective. You cannot hear them coming. Learn the scent of gouda, and their stealth will become useless.

    This next link uncovers more of their evil plot.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch3.html

    This next link let's you have a voice in the fight against the evil cheese horders.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch7.html

    This link is "A Call to Action". We need everyone to get involved. This is our world and our lives.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch1.html
    And for the complete documentation, click here.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch

    Time is short. We must all take responsibility for ours and our children's future.

    For those brave enough to go face to face with death, use the IP I have posted below. Go there, get a piece of these guys. Do it for your country, your family, for humanity. The world needs you now!

    Fritz
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    My cover has been blown by the National Enquirer so I can finally release this vital information to the public. For some time now I have been working closely with Interpole. We have been investigating a Dutch conspiracy concerning the whole world.

    Initially there plan was to slowly take over America, and they have had success. There final goal is world domination. We cannot let this happen. I have, through my various tight political connections in Poppendorf, Germany, gotten permission to declassify certain documents proving their evil plan.

    This first link will teach everyone how to recognize the enemy.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dindex.html

    Be very careful. There have been cases of these evil-doers strapping gouda to the bottom of their wooden shoes. This is their stealth technique and has proven very effective. You cannot hear them coming. Learn the scent of gouda, and their stealth will become useless.

    This next link uncovers more of their evil plot.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch3.html

    This next link let's you have a voice in the fight against the evil cheese horders.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch7.html

    This link is "A Call to Action". We need everyone to get involved. This is our world and our lives.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch/dutch1.html
    And for the complete documentation, click here.

    http://www.nationallampoon.com/dutch

    Time is short. We must all take responsibility for ours and our children's future.

    For those brave enough to go face to face with death, use the IP I have posted below. Go there, get a piece of these guys. Do it for your country, your family, for humanity. The world needs you now!

    Fritz
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    And if the mods lock this thread, we'll all see just how deep the conspiracy goes.

    FRitz
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    My God! it's true!
    Its worked its way deep into the Midwest!
    The proof
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    Chuck_Older's Avatar Banned
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    Am I going to have to get in touch with Nessie?
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    I think we've stumbled upon thier evil plan.

    Overrun the farmlands with geneticly engineered tulips.
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    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A. Because land-hungry Dutchmen had turned
    its precious marshy habitat into barren tulip fields.
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    Know your enemy! Know thier tactics!
    Know they send in these special forces teams before an invasion!
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    Chuck_Older's Avatar Banned
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    Those are just the mine-sweepers
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