1. #1
    The prelude to an historical event event:

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *Leaps in and runs to the bar for an ale*
    Date: 07/27/2001 13:48
    Message: Gasp!!!!!!

    *much to the dismay of the gnoll, he finds a puddle of spilt milk, complete with gorgon-shaped foot prints*

    *He grabs a rag and tries to clean it up before Qrystal arrives*

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Somebody get me a mop!!!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 13:50
    Message: GASP!!!!!
    *looks up and notices milkmaid-shaped lipstick marks on TAC's favorite ale mug*

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: A puddle? Where?
    Date: 07/27/2001 13:51
    Message:
    You never know...it might be a long, lost cousin of mine.


    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: General!! I need your help!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 13:53
    Message:
    If Qrystal find this incriminating evidence on the all over the joint, she's gonna go BALLISTIC!!!!

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Um...ok.
    Date: 07/27/2001 13:57
    Message:
    *grabs a mop and starts swabbing the floor*
    So, I'm not following this. What does spilt milk have to do with Qrystal?

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Well, as you may or may not know....
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:03
    Message:
    Her and the old bull (Cattleman) have sort of a thing going on. Unfortunately, the old bull is known for his weakness for young milkmaids (and various other female types). It would appear as if TAC has been sampling the wares again!!!

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Ah...I see.
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:07
    Message:
    Although I never would have guessed that a dragon and a bull 'have a sort of thing going on.' ;P
    *finishes mopping up the milk, and starts searching the Tavern for other incriminating evidence*

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: GASP!!!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:11
    Message:
    *finds a copy of Milkmaid Monthly under the bar stool with "Bessie's" number scribbled in the corner*

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *Grabs it from the Gnoll's hands...
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:17
    Message:
    ...and throws it in the fire* (making sure to glance at the centerfold first)
    Now, only one piece of evidence remains: this thread
    (*elbows Ari in the ribs*)

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: I hope you remembered that number!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:19
    Message:
    ****! I didn't have a chance to write it in my little black book yet!

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *Checks out what the boys are mopping up*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:12
    Message:
    A-HA!!!!
    MILK!
    I know where THAT came from! Just wait until Qrystal gets here!
    *Looks around for the bull*

    That's it! I'm going out to check the barn behind the Tavern! I thought I saw a few young milkmaids there on my way in!

    *Heads for the door!*

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: No wait!!! Don't go out there!!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:15
    Message:
    *looks up and notices Q up in the lurker tree*
    Oh no.....

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *cups her mouth to yell up into the tree*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:24
    Message:
    Hey Qryst..mmmmphg!
    *the gnoll has clasped a tight paw over her mouth*
    mmmpsgh! mmghmmmgh!

    *waves her arms up at Q*

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *wrestles her to the ground*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:24
    Message:
    Shut yer trap!!! Whaddya trying to do!!!?

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: MMMGPH! *breaks free* Q! Q! Look!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:26
    Message:
    *he stuffs a rag in SB's mouth and throws her over the bar!*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Errrrr..........aren't you two a little old for that?......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:29
    Message: besides......I think Zowwie might get a tad......pissed

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *whistles nonchalantly* (nt)
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:30

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *notices Q standing 2 feet away from the lipstick-stained mug*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:31
    Message: *faints*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *rushes over*.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:33
    Message: and grabs a keg of ale......to pour over his head.....what on earth is wrong with you gnoll......shaking......fainting......you in the family way?

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *notices she's holding the lipstick stained keg*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:35
    Message:
    *faints again*

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *comes to and plops her head over the bar*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:33
    Message:
    *rag still in her mouth, points to the evidence*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *slowly looks at what Sky is pointing too......WHAT......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:36
    Message:
    IS THAT?????????????????

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *coughs the rag out of her mouth*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:39
    Message:
    *continues to cough and point*
    Hack! Hack! bleaccck! The Bull! hack-hack!
    *makes a motion for someone to please pound on her back so she can talk*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *rushes over to pour her a glass of water*.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:41
    Message
    here.....maybe this will help......btw.....love those flowers on your helmet.....they are so you!

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *drinks the water and looks up at Q*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:44
    Message:
    *less coughing now and takes a breath*
    *cough* MILK! *points to the floor* Maids! *cough hack* The barn! *cough cough hack*

    *POINTS TO THE BARN*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *sees a smudge on the keg*.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:39
    Message: looks closer......****.......that looks like........MILK!

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *begins to see red!......MILK!........MAIDS!.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:48
    Message:
    BARNS!...........just where is that bull.......you seen him?????

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Ah, THERE'S my mug!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:37
    Message:
    Hmm...just where I left it before the crowd of female admirers started smothering me with kisses (and obviously this as well)

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: well if they've been smothering you.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:40
    Message:
    why is the mug the only thing carrying the mark.......*starts looking around suspiciously*

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *Looks at Q and shakes her head NO! while
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:41
    Message:
    pointing at Plastro and coughing*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: What's Plastro done???????
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:45
    Message: found more weasels?????

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *decides it's time to bail*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:41
    Message:
    I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Wait........you forgot your mug!.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:44
    Message:
    looks perplexed........this mug looks awfully......familiar!

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Ah yes...MY mug!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:48
    Message:
    Familiar? Nah!!! I just bought this baby today...
    Nope! You could'nt have seen it before!!
    *snatches the mug and rushes out the door...to avoid the inevitable explosion*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: That's NOT your mug!..........
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:51
    Message:
    that's the bull.......smell him all over it......bring it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *tears off to the barn in his Humvee*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:55
    Message:
    TOO LATE! It's mine now!
    *laughs*

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *tears off after him.........
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:56
    Message:
    the barn.....what the heck is going on at the barn.....is that bull there??????????????

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *continues to point toward the barn*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:50
    Message:
    *cough cough*
    HURRY!

    Qrystal Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *heads to the barn*.......
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:55
    Message:
    making a side trip to get her shotgun.....fire up the BBQ.....gonna be steaks tonight......with whipped cream for dessert

    Gnollish Pastor Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Oh dear.... wait!!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:58
    Message:
    I like gorgon steak as much as the next gnoll, but murder is not the way!!!
    I have a much better solution! *grins*

    Where is that scoundrel bull?

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: aaaiiieeeeeeeee!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:38
    Message:
    *bolts out the door towards the barn*

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *dives through the barn door*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:48
    Message:
    *desparately tries to wake up the unconscious bull*

    Jesus!! How much did you drink!!!?


    *Loads up the sleeping Milkmaid into a wheel barrow and carts her around back*

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *pulls up in his Humvee*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:51
    Message:
    Load her in here...and by all means, WAKE THE BULL UP!!!

    ritcher1 Message Board: tavern
    Subject: He's out cold!!!!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:54
    Message:
    *tosses the milkmaid into the back of the humvee*

    Wait.... I think there's another mildmaid in there!!!

    *runs back into the barn*

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: AAARGHH!!!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:57
    Message:
    *lights the straw on fire*
    If this doesn't wake him up...at least we'll have steaks tonight


    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *Throws a dagger at one of the tires*
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:55
    Message:
    Dang!
    *cough cough*
    Where'd Q go!?!?? They're getting away!
    *cough*
    Dang Ritcher! What was on that rag you stuffed in my mouth???

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: Hey! That was brand new!
    Date: 07/27/2001 14:59
    Message:
    *watches as the air whooshes out of his back, right tire*
    I'll deal with YOU later!

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: "was" being the key word there!
    Date: 07/27/2001 15:04
    Message:
    Don't drive on a flat Plastro! Bad for the tire! Bad for the HumVee!
    Better pull over right now and dump that gutter snipe back onto the grass where Q can find her. She just went home to get her shotgun, you know!

    Gen. Plastro Message Board: tavern
    Subject: What a coincidence...
    Date: 07/27/2001 15:10
    Message:
    ...considering the fact that *I* happened to bring a shotgun for a certain 'occasion' that was to happen today.
    *grabs his Benelli M3S90 assault shotgun from the passenger seat*

    SkyBroad Message Board: tavern
    Subject: *runs!*
    Date: 07/27/2001 15:30
    Message:
    *Remembers a famous saying....*
    "Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't!"
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  2. #2
    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Dang, that was as funny that time as it was the first time. :O) I didn't realize you saved that Q. Hehehe That's an all-time classic. *grin*
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  3. #3
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by C_h_u_c_k_l_e_s:
    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Dang, that was as funny that time as it was the first time. :O) I didn't realize you saved that Q. Hehehe That's an all-time classic. *grin* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL......I thought it might bring back some memories. If I don't get fussed at too much.....I just might post another episode to that chapter
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  4. #4
    NO, I dont remember.
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  5. #5
    That was funny!

    Ah Plastro! Haven't talked to him for awhile!
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  6. #6
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JustStoneColdJo:
    NO, I dont remember. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe you remember reading the word "some?"
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BaronZealot:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JustStoneColdJo:
    NO, I dont remember. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe you remember reading the word "some?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No cause it doesn't rhyme with 'Mashed potatoes'
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Real_King_Louis:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BaronZealot:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JustStoneColdJo:
    NO, I dont remember. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe you remember reading the word "some?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No cause it doesn't rhyme with 'Mashed potatoes' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    *snark* Good one, Kingo.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Real_King_Louis:
    No cause it doesn't rhyme with 'Mashed potatoes' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sorry. That must be a terrible disability to only remember things that rhyme with "mashed potatoes."
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  10. #10

    ritcher185???? Preposterous!

    Hello all, from your ever-loving gnoll
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