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[Celeon999]

Originally posted by NIMITZ1967:
It looks very much like a TRILOBITE.a crustacean that lived in the CAMBRIAN and Pre-CAMBRIAN periods....


an early ancestor of todays hard shelled sea creatures

Yep thought the same. Maybe they are related.

But Trilobites were rather flat animals while this thing is fat



That sea scorpion was much closer related to Trilobites.......but still 100 times bigger

Sad that they just found a claw. The whole thing would be a mega attraction for a museum.

Hmmm...maybe they could attach a mock-up to that stone plate with the claw to illustrate its size better. That would be spooky

It would become the living anti-christ for all creationists

Evolution strikes back ! .... Boooooh !

[NIMITZ1967]

I once saw a great Larson cartoon that lampooned creationism so well, i STILL laugh when i think about it in the right situation....wish i could show you...Larson is easily my fav cartoonist.

[NIMITZ1967]

and WOW....first ive heard of a sea scorpion...sound like a nightmare scenario.....can you imagine the size of the sting on it? Or the VOLATILE poison it must have to combat the very tough sea creatures, many of which develop immunities to poinson several generations on...so...the poison of this 'sea-scorpion' must have been very strong..

[NIMITZ1967]

Hey....now that i can safely mention farts.....this thread should have been called "Breaking Wind"!

[klcarroll]

NIMITZ;

I had no idea that being able to mention farts would give you so much joy!

Have you tried a product called "Beano"????

klcarroll

[NIMITZ1967]

Us Englishmen have a weakness for 'fart' humor...its a very english thing

havent tried "Beano"...but i do know something that makes my netherwinds blow with the force and consistancy that is astounding...

The magic ingrediants?

PEA AND HAM SOUP.......works every time...

[Celeon999]

Originally posted by NIMITZ1967:
Us Englishmen have a weakness for 'fart' humor...its a very english thing

havent tried "Beano"...but i do know something that makes my netherwinds blow with the force and consistancy that is astounding...

The magic ingrediants?

PEA AND HAM SOUP.......works every time...

This is actually true

The Monty Python gang proofs this.

French knight :

"I fart into the general direction of your silly Arthur King you english kannnnnniigitts"

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries"

"Now go away you english son of a window dresser or i will taunt you a second time"




@ Nimitz

It didnt had a sting but still belonged to the scorpion family.

[TalladegaHack]

Originally posted by Liddabit:
Sailor moon is naked then.... giant bugs = starship troopers mate with jenna jameson = Japan reconstruction = Klendathu = .......tentacle destruction of the world?!

Who HASN'T mated with Jenna Jameson?

She's been mated with so many times her bloodtype has changed from "O+" to "Sperm"

[rodan54]

Some quick googling revealed the following:

That 'bug' is a member of the Order Isopoda. Basically a giant marine "rollie-pollie", or as my friends and I like to call them "pockie-joes".