The SH (All Star) Christmas Nativity | Forums

[Liddabit]

I'm a star :O!!

One fish big splish!

My rhyming needs work

[ken4045]

That was very good Realjambo.Liked the part abut one shot one kill on C3 Good Luck and Good Hunting

[Ant__.]

Thank you ken4045 - 'Scene Two' will be along shortly, I'll give you time to get all yor refreshments and take your seats again

[Jochen_Mohr]

verry nice read RJ, looking forward for episode 2

[bunkerratt]

[vietvettwo]

OK, never let it be said that we aren't team players. Vietvet, Lane and the Pharmman make up their minds that they will audition for the role of the three wise men.

[cpt-rusty]

the big three

[Ant__.]

Scene Two:

So it came to be. With Bunkerratt running around in the background fetching hot towels and water, and Hueywolf doing his upmost to reposition the recycling bins to keep the rain off Liddabit, the CEO of Ubisoft to be turned up.

Liddabit wrapped the new CEO in the newspaper Bunkerratt had donated, after Hueywolf had helped him with the last question in the crossword puzzle – they weren't sure it was correct but the letters they used had fitted and they were happy. Liddabit didn't like to suggest that ˜emimotnap' was actually a word.

The CEO to be was laid in gently in a discarded shopping trolley. The world was a happy place.

Meanwhile, three Shepherds nearby were walking back to the farm from an evening in the pub. A great light appeared in the sky stopped them in their tracks. They became scared, regretting those sambuca whiskey chasers.

The light they saw before them became two lights, and stopped before them in a hiss of escaping compressed air. It was the Angel Goose in his Arctic truck!

˜Nearly didn't see you then chaps!' he apologised, stepping down from his gleaming white cab.

˜Have I got some forum gossip for you!' he said. The three Shepherds – Vietvet, Pharman and Tambor looked agog, swaying gently from side to side in unison.

˜Hic! – Tell us then Angel Goose, is there another patch coming?' they asked.

˜Ah, can't really share that at the moment, BUT! I can tell you that a new CEO of Ubisoft has turned up this very night, and if you value your Sub games – I'd suggest you get over and introduce yourselves quick smart' and with that, the Angel Goose disappeared over the horizon in a haze of tyre smoke.

Vietvet, Pharman and Tambor looked at each other – seeing all six of them and resolved they must visit the CEO to be. But how to get there? A tractor would take too long. Tambor had a triumphant idea.

˜Tambor has a triumphant idea' Tambor announced triumphantly.

˜Dgrayson is a dab hand at doing up old sports cars. I'll PM him and see if he can give us a lift'

Dgrayson was awoken, not for the first time by a forum member in the middle of the night, but given the levity of the situation; he rolled up the garage shutter, turned the key and rolled out a classic sports car. The Shepherds would arrive in style, although amid the confusion, the Shepherds hadn't registered that the car was a two-seater and there would be 3 Shepherds and the driver.

Bunkerratt met them and pointed the way towards the recycling bins and the shopping trolley. There the three shepherds gazed upon the CEO to be and congratulated Liddabit and Hueywolf.

˜He's got your hair Huey' marvelled Tambor.

˜Hardly – I don't have any' replied Hueywolf*

˜Exactly my point Hueywolf, so I'll not mention his teeth either' retorted Tambor

*Disclaimer: I'm sure Hueywolf has a fine head of hair and perfect teeth – I claim ˜poetic licence' for the story

˜How are you feeling, after all this, Liddabit?' enquired Vietvet

˜Erm, suddenly in a story I didn't know I was in' she explained

˜Oh Liddabit, you have nothing to worry about. It's not just any story, it's a Nativity story, and that means its Christmas!'

˜I thought we were getting presents for this' Liddabit said

˜Not part of our gig Liddabit, I think the presents arrive with the Wise men, not the Shepherds – That's Scene Three according to the script' Pharman explained.

[vietvettwo]

Lane is kind of upset that he didn't get one of the Wisemen's parts in the story, but somebody has to man the bar at Rosie's.



Meanwhile, Vietvet, Tambor and the Pharmman are discussing the U-boat expansion pack for SH4 with Viking Granddad.



OK boys, off to the dumpster



Oh good, here's dgrayson and his ride



The boys hear a strange sound coming from on of the trash bins, they look inside and find klcarroll (guess he got on the misses' bad side again).

[WilhelmSchulz.]

Lol!

Id like to see who the wise men are!