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My fellow Kaleun's and Commanders. Welcome to the SH forum Christmas Nativity. This is purely meant in jest, and my intention is not to offend anyone so if I have, I apologise. It's just a bit of seasonal fun. It boasts an all star cast, and will be serialised over a few epsiodes. Keep with it - You never know who might appear - To say nothing of a twist at the end!
Comfortable? Then we shall we begin...
Ages and ages and ages ago, there was a lady Kaleun called Liddabit. She had a thing going with Hueywolf. Impressive, given they live on different continents but the internet is a very clever thing. Apparently, they are going to put it into computers in a few years time so I've heard.
Anyway. Late one night Liddabit is awoken by what she thought was an intruder. It only turned out to be an Angel! Imagine that! At least there was no breaking and entering damage to the house.
Shining in all his resplendent fatigues glory, the Angel spoke, ˜How do. Sorry to trouble you. I'm the Angel Goose and I have an important update for you Liddabit, concerning you and Hueywolf. By the way I've left me truck blocking your neighbour's driveway – but I've left me hazards flashing though'.
Stunned, Liddabit sat up in bed, pulling the covers up around her neck. ˜What do you want? It's 4am!' she said.
˜Well, it's like this Liddabit – er, do you mind if I sit down?' The Angel Goose replied, perching on the edge of her bed. "Nice duvet. Get this! You and Huey have been chosen to be the legal guardians of a child that will one day become the CEO of Ubisoft! How mad is that!" He exclaimed.
˜I've not read about this in the forum – how can it be so?' spluttered an astonished Liddabit.
˜The forum is a bit slow today' The Angel goose replied. ˜Look, I best dash, I sense a Traffic Warden nearby. You have to go Oz, hook up with Hueywolf and cough up some cash for some Tax reason apparently. Don't hang around!'
After a really really long time, Liddabit arrives in Oz. Together with Huey they go and try to pay their Tax demand. Liddabit – understandably is very tired and they decide to try and find a Travel Inn or Comfort Lodge to stay in for the night. No such luck!
˜I reckon we should try some guesthouses' suggest Hueywolf. ˜Mariuszj welcomes you' read the illuminated sign above the door. Hueywolf rings the bell and a man, a handful of screenshot certificates greets them.
˜I'm sorry, I have to choose my next month's entries I'm afraid – I have no room for you – try next door' He says.
A short walk down the road and they come to another guesthouse. This one has a neon sign that flashes ˜Welcome to Tuddley's Place!' Hueywolf presses the buzzer. A man opens the door and explains ˜Guys I'd love to help but have you seen the new Mod? It's incredible! I can't help you tonight. Try across the street'
Tired and cold, the couple take his advice and head over to another guest house. Liddabit is getting concerned. It's getting dark and it's starting to rain. There's no neon sign to welcome them this time, the place looks closed. Undaunted, Hueywolf knocks on the door.
˜Yo' says a voice.
˜Ah, can we get a room for the night?' Hueywolf asks.
˜Mmm. Kinda full buddy I'm afraid' replies the owner.
˜Oh dear. It's just we've been on the go all day, it's raining and we're bushed! Can't you squeeze us in somewhere? – I can tell you the perfect torp settings that'll snap a C3 in half – one shot one kill' pleads Liddabit
˜Really? Uh, tell you what, out the back – where we keep the recycling bins – you can stay there if you like, it's covered over so you won't get wet - best I can do' offered Bunkerratt.
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