Ah... separated by a common language... "refrigerator" as opposed to "frig". Very funny....Originally posted by Ploughman:
Renaissance men, the lot of ya'. I ask for a weather forecast and I get advice on how to dress.
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Hey Worf101, I'm not sure the ball and chain'd be too thrilled if I got a new frig.
99th Worf101
Go buy a big cc motorcycle for yourself, and a helmet for her (leather jacket later)
vibrate her thighs for 40 miles or so,
take her home, ride her anouther 20 miles, then next day, go get your pedals. If she asks whats up, tell her you think you should sell the bike.
The pedals will be a lock for you then!
MAD
She is smarter than that I'm sure.
I can hear her now,
Right, bunch of Bloody Drunks new anything about those blooming things, to have them in ya bloody Christmas Drawing. You of all Sods manageing to win them. Bloody Hell!!! I say to the lot of ya!!!!!
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
You bloody amateur
Stash it down the pub, come back home just after closing time, say "Look what I just won in the Christmas draw...."
There isn't a postman in England who can't smell an envelop full of cash at fifty paces. While I have no doubt of the sincerity of your offer Danjama, I fear our enreprenueral postfolk would be drinking my illicit wedge by lunchtime.Originally posted by danjama:
I have a good idea. Send me the money, and i will promptly buy and send you the padals, as a "gift". If you send cash, she will be none the wiser. You could even say it was for a competition
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