Every time I say to my beloved, "look at these CH pedals honey. If I had them and this throttle and joystick set from Saitek it'd really help me get the most out of the plane game I like." She says, "Sure baby, as soon as Hell freezes over you can get them and that stupid hat-mouse thing (trackIR apparently) that you're always on about, too."
So, what's the long term weather forecast for downstairs? Am I fooked or what?
P.S. For my birthday she says, 'what you want stud?' And I say, 'pedals.' So what did I open on my birthday? A set of tungsten carbide stone chisels. They rock (ho, ho), but they do bog all for my rudder control.
Man, first of all, Go home and see you folks.![]()
Promptly, knock your old man in the mouth for not teaching you how to be a man.
I bet you don't even lay on the couch, and hog the remote.
Ok with that said, just go in there and take charge, and order the stuff you desire.
Buy your own Christmas this year. HO HO HO
Obviously, you don't know.
It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission from a wife.![]()
Now if need be, we can all huddle up for this, ifin it gets out of hand again.![]()
ROFLMAO!!Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Man, first of all, Go home and see you folks.![]()
Promptly, knock your old man in the mouth for not teaching you how to be a man.
I bet you don't even lay on the couch, and hog the remote.
Ok with that said, just go in there and take charge, and order the stuff you desire.
Buy your own Christmas this year. HO HO HO
Obviously, you don't know.
It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission from a wife.![]()
Now if need be, we can all huddle up for this, ifin it gets out of hand again.![]()
I just went and got mine. I figure if Mamabear can have a magic closet then I can get my sim stuff, within reason of course..... when I want it.. Anybody else got a woman with a magic closet.... You never see the outfits or shoes go in.. but you always see them come out.... "Oh .... that's nice honey.... when did you get that...?" "This old thing
!!? Oh I have had this for months....... "
BC and TOAD hit it on the head, Ploughman. Grow some. But, if that doesn't work, go to the opposite extreme and turn on the tears! Hey, if it works for the "softer" sex it should work for you, too. Cry yer friggin' eyes out, tell her how you were deprived as a child, and Christmas is very traumatic ever since 1961 when that Radio Flyer in the hardware store went to that rich kid down the street and you wet your pants for years afterward....you get the idea. Your imagination is the limit!
BTW, we shouldn't have to be teaching you these tricks at this stage of your life, Ploughman.![]()
Be a man and perform your husband dutiesPreferably with intensity, passion and devotion, not "routine"
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I got a joke for you. Two friends were talking and one said "let's go to the Bulls game tonight!""My wife won't let me", said the second. "Don't you know how to deal with her? Here's what I do with mine. About one hour before the game starts, I go, I tear her clothes apart, have this terrific sex that could keep her satisfied for a week, then I dress and announce "I'm going to the game". You may try it"
the first one agreed, but the next day the second guy said to the first, "What happened, you didn't come last night." "Well", ansewered the first, "I followed your advice, I grabbed her, took her up to the bedroom, tore her clothes off, and then it came to my mind that the Bulls suck big time lately..."![]()
I buy my own gifts. I got myself Track IR last summer, she got an all expense paid trip to Vegas. In the last 2 years she's gotten:
1. New Frig.
2. New Microwave.
3. Electric Blanket.
4. Remote car starter.
5. Fancy shcmansy steam press iron.
6. The Bellagio in Vegas.
7. Tix to Cirque De Soleil
8. And other gifts too numerous to mention.
For all the above I bought myself when I wanted it.
1. TrackIR 3 Pro with Vector Expansion.
2. Dell 2005 21-inch Wide Panel LCD.
3. Uber2NXT upgrade for my Cougar Hotas
4. Halls sensor's for the above.
The last two are bought but not installed yet. Probably do it next week. As for Plough's situation. If you earn it... spend it. Hey B.C. now about that "magic closet" I know it's got a sister living in Troy, New York.
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