I'm seeing one who's a mind****. Long story short, if I show interest she goes cold. If I don't she'll suddenly show a LOT of interest.
I've tried getting rid of her nicely but this isn't working, she continues to call/text/come round more when I try to get her to **** off. I go all quagmire when she calls uninvited and can't help myself.
So I'm thinking of saying something to her so incredibly offensive she'll never talk to me again.
Any suggestions for really evil/hilarious ways to get rid of her would be much appreciated.
I've tried! Her response is basically "Awww how cute!" Then she agrees with everything I say then carries on as if nothing happened! She's like Dr Cox's wife in Scrubs. Maneater! I might just buy a blow up man doll, so the next time she comes round I can just give that to her and shut the door.Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
How about telling her this very same you're telling us?
It's life, lad, not a witty contest.
It looks like she's just playing with you.
If you offend her in some way, she may just like you more. Apparently, women are attracted to volatile personalities in order to try to "fix" them.
Similarly, if you show a lot of interest, and then shrug off, she will think you're playing a game too, and will suddenly try to get your attention. Just be consistently and annoyingly interested, and she will eventually get bored of you.
Why is it for most in their early 20's it's all about the drama and not the matter at hand.....Everything is over-dramatic, the opinions, the conversations, the actions and reactions.
Why do X, Y, or Z to use dramatics to make your point.....WHen a simple "don't call me anymore, then refusing to take the calls does it even better.
K2
No you don't get it. I was very interested in her at one point and still am slightly but she's bad for my health! I have told her not to call me and have ignored her for weeks! She's just hard to say no to when she turns up at your door in a mini-skirt with booze and an evil grin on her face.Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Why is it for most in their early 20's it's all about the drama and not the matter at hand.....Everything is over-dramatic, the opinions, the conversations, the actions and reactions.
Why do X, Y, or Z to use dramatics to make your point.....WHen a simple "don't call me anymore, then refusing to take the calls does it even better.
K2
Tell her she's getting pretty fat and you can't stand the thought of UMM "doing" fat chicks. In fact your pretty grossed out now.Originally posted by Aimail101:
I'm seeing one who's a mind****. Long story short, if I show interest she goes cold. If I don't she'll suddenly show a LOT of interest.
I've tried getting rid of her nicely but this isn't working, she continues to call/text/come round more when I try to get her to **** off. I go all quagmire when she calls uninvited and can't help myself.
So I'm thinking of saying something to her so incredibly offensive she'll never talk to me again.
Any suggestions for really evil/hilarious ways to get rid of her would be much appreciated.![]()
Oh women will just dissolve if you tell them they're getting fat.![]()
Tell her she's getting pretty fat and you can't stand the thought of ******* fat chicks.Originally posted by stalkervision:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
I'm seeing one who's a mind****. Long story short, if I show interest she goes cold. If I don't she'll suddenly show a LOT of interest.
I've tried getting rid of her nicely but this isn't working, she continues to call/text/come round more when I try to get her to **** off. I go all quagmire when she calls uninvited and can't help myself.
So I'm thinking of saying something to her so incredibly offensive she'll never talk to me again.
Any suggestions for really evil/hilarious ways to get rid of her would be much appreciated.![]()
Oh women will just dissolve if you tell them they're getting fat.</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've tried that, she honest to god said "I'm not and your just saying that to get me to leave"
I think I'll declare my undying love to her over the phone. That will get her to leave me alone lol.