(guy on the right says)
First he tells Der Fuhrer his plane on a stick is more uber than the fuhrer's. Then he argued mit der fuhrer saying his full house beat Der Fuhrer's two pair. Then he forgot to Sieg Heil Der Fuhrer's dog. So hurry and shoot this swinehund I cant hold you and the gun up forever.
(guy holding the stick says)
"I wish he'd aim that thing higher or I'm never going to be able to wear these boxers again."
(guy on thr right says)
"Just pretend there's an apple on his head--we don't have any because the wing commander knicked the whole ration."
(gunner says)
"Good thing they have that trough down there. We've been out here for hours."
(guy on the right says)
"What? You've gone through two cans of ammo and haven't hit the damn thing yet. Now you tell me you got it stuck in your zipper?"
Cheers! Keep 'em coming!
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(Machine Gunner)
"But Sir ....i..i really don't wan't to kill him!
(Man on Right)
"Yes yes i know Jonsey...i know. but you see if you don't kill him now he'll tell the Col. what we've all been doing in the shower togehter! and we just can't have that now can we old boy? And besides we're all out of Scotch. we'll never get him this drunk again! now shoot! DAMN IT MAN SHOOT!"