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[Ronin.nj]

1.while playing eve-online i was jumped by group of pirates, and without realizing i was hitting the dive button.and yelled dive you trucker.. "and the missus says babe isnt that a space sim?"..

2. i run win ME so cant save on patrol so {bug} i run patrols real time, so i moved pc into bedroom, i had started to fit my sleeping habbits in with my crews shifts, the missus didnt mind as she saw more of me, and she got used to the hum of the engines after an while, all went well till one morning at around 3am im at 25 mtrs on sil-run, at 1/3, and the sonar dudes screaming "contacts" and 2 cans are dropped across my stern. but id forgoten to turn the sound down... now the impact was devestating, and their was nearly skull fracture, yes mine from the misiles being thrown my way, lol but the worst, i said damm stop that i have to get a fish in the tube, or ill be haddit, and the reply " your allready haddit, coz thats the last fish your putting in this tube for months" ,man its been 4 weeks allready. and i tried flowers.

[ILikePortillos]

Even more subtle, and less obvious. . .anytime you're on a boat, any boat, you spend most of your time scanning the horizon for movement.

I just realized, that wasn't really funny like the others. Sorry about that.

[Powerke]

U actually like the U-boot Special cocktail
Canned milk with lemon juice

[U107Wolff]

It gets really worse when you are having an intimate moment with the wife / girlfriend and you shout at a certain point to her: TORPEDOS LOSS!!!

[Funkasoar]

I was up on the **** near my house (I live on Canada's west coast)and along the water there are always ships moving in the distance. There was this one ship that was putting up a huge plume of black smoke and was sitting stationary and I kept thinking "does that look like a Q-ship?"

[Powerke]

Was at the Northsea beach yesterday ...everyship i spotted ..i plotted a Torpedo solution for ...creepy

[CRSutton]

This is too much fun and needs a bump. Here is another.

When your wife comes home to find your three year old wandering outside tied to the dog.

Oh wait, you were doing that before you bought the computer.

[Iohann Moritz]

When you tweak the computer's Registry so SHIII runs automatically when booting.

When you're using your PC for other purposes (this is funny by itself ) and your mom calls you you hit backspace to pause.