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1) You walk up to lamposts and say "Up Periscope"
2) You actually expect the lampost to raise after doing so
3) You shed a tear after completing a "Sink the U-Boat" objective on Medal Of Honor or Call of Duty
4) You have three lights in each room, red, white and blue
5) You dont have a telephone, you have an enigma machine
6) Your relatives/roommates are told a diving procedure, should the apartment or house have to submerge
7) You poke your head out of the sunroof of your car and look through binoculars
8) Your car has a periscope
9) You plot interception zones on road maps
10) You hide from fishing vessels
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1.You take your daysailer out to snoop around harbor entrances.
2. You take quick showers rather than your customary long baths with your toy sub.
3. You sit at the bottom of the pool and hold your breath-just to see if you "could have made it out".
4. You ignored your wife when she playfully looked over your shoulder and offered to "give your fish a total overhaul".
5. When you use the toilet, you are careful to avoid blowback.
6. All your little characters from "Sim City" died off due to your lack of care.
7. Your favorite Aunt Netty dies and, schmuck that you are, you forget to order her some flowers from E-florest.
8. The trash can next to your computer table is full of your own urine.
9. Your wife leaves you and you really don't find out until you return from patrol-three months later.
10. At school show and tell, when asked what their daddy does, your kids tell everyone that daddy is a real submarine commander and is currently lying on the bottom near the entrance to Halifax harbor.
11. You actually wear your iron cross with the oak leaf clusters to social events.
12. Your buddy admires a pair of passing "milk cows" and your heart sinks a bit because you know they are not actually in the game.
13. When that really fat lady swam by you in the community pool you tried to estimate her draft-and were not too far off.
14. At the family reunion, your great uncle Herb proudly recounts his service on DDs back in the "big one" and you kick his walker out from under him.
15. You new car has on-star mapping but you insist you can make the drive to Cleveland by dead reckoning and taking noon sights because you really prefer the immersion.
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when ...
1)Your wife says:
"you've been playing that **** game for hours now, turn the computer off at once"
you reply: "Javol Ekaloin, "Alle maschinen stopp!" and proceed to shut down the PC
2)
During a routine fire drill at work you shout AAALLLLLAAARRRRRRMMMM!
3)(ive said this one before)
Youre on the toilet taking a dump and you say:
"depth charges in the water sir!"
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been there done that once or twice. The acadently launching the torp and the enter part.
