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Right then, let's assume you're an A-list Hollywood director. Let's assume your next epic is an aeroplane based blockbuster about a female WWII Soviet fighter pilot. Let's assume you're looking for the lead actress.
So with tasteful pics in mind, let the auditions commence....
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Anjelina Jolie
She is a pilot
She looks good when hurt. Too good. Oh god, too good.
and even looks Russian 
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I second that motion!! Angelina is a real goddess!!!
*Homer-esque drooling*
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Strike one
....not sure if she would fit though.... 
maybe we could store her with the bombs....thoughts anyone?
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I'd have to go with that choice too......
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Sure, AJ's super-sexy and has previously demonstrated a proficiency with Eastern European/Russian accents (Olympia in Alexander. The only thing I didn't understand was, with a mum like that, why didn't Alexander have an Oedipal Complex?)
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My choice... In case you don't know, Amanda Tapping of "Stargate" Fame
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She doesn't look Russian.
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Any one of these will do...