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Okay...Does Bellucci fight for the Axis or the Allies I mean she's Italian, and Mussolini has been gone for quite a few years...
Hard to say
Sheâ´s a beauty so much is sure...
But thatâ´s the problem with Italy......you never know on which side they are fighting.
Evil tongues claim since 60 years that the day on which Italy changed sides was one of the luckiest the third Reich ever had.
They say the Reich lost its biggest saboteur and the allies won it.
Celeon remembers this very good joke :
"Why has an italian tank more reverse shifts in his transmission than......... ehhhhmm "
Forget it.
Celeon does not want another controversy.
But the joke is good
Celeon suggests to declare this round a draw because of fascist Italyâ´s questionable loyality.
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Okay...Does Bellucci fight for the Axis or the AlliesOriginally posted by The_Silent_O:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by paulhager:
While we're at it, since Monica Bellucci is on that same page, I'd throw her into the mix, along with Sofia Vergara who isn't but who is, nonetheless, attractive.I mean she's Italian, and Mussolini has been gone for quite a few years...
...SO TAKE THAT CELEON!(Perhaps you can dig up some Vichy French woman for your side!)
...Varaga has got to be on our side also, since Columbia eventually became an Ally.
...don't even think about opening that second front CEL999, don't make me dig up Russian Models!</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And I did mention Rosario Dawson, didn't I? And maybe Lucy Liu wielding a Samurai sword ...
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Originally posted by Celeon999:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay...Does Bellucci fight for the Axis or the Allies I mean she's Italian, and Mussolini has been gone for quite a few years...
Hard to say
Sheâ´s a beauty so much is sure...
But thatâ´s the problem with Italy......you never know on which side they are fighting.
Evil tongues claim since 60 years that the day on which Italy changed sides was one of the luckiest the third Reich ever had.
They say the Reich lost its biggest saboteur and the allies won it.
Celeon remembers this very good joke :
"Why has an italian tank more reverse shifts in his transmission than......... ehhhhmm "
Forget it.
Celeon does not want another controversy.
But the joke is good
Celeon suggests to declare this round a draw because of fascist Italyâ´s questionable loyality.
Actually, WW II wasn't the first time Italy changed sides in the 20th century. Italy was part of the "Central Powers" in WW I but stayed out of the war in the beginning and joined the Allies later.
But, I digress ...
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Rosario Dawson, definitely an Ally, her heritage reads like a genepool of the USA. Lucy Liu, an Ally also if you consider that China was our ally back during the war...But does she fight under Chairman Mao or Chiang Kai-Shek?Originally posted by paulhager:
And I did mention Rosario Dawson, didn't I? And maybe Lucy Liu wielding a Samurai sword ...
...Two more bombs for CELEON!
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Celeon is definetly hit.
But just like in the battle of the bulge Celeon starts an counter offensive when the allies dont expect it.
He puts Wagnerâ´s Ride of the Valkeryies on his grammophone
Celeon takes Romania into battle although their change of sides in the end of the war.
For two reasons :
Two Romanian divisions fought side by side with us in Stalingrad and that to the bitter end !
(Unlike Italian troops which propably would had runned home to mommy at the first russian shot
)
But anyway , No not Romania !, they stood with us like real men and soldiers should do !
The second reason is Romaniaâ´s regret of their choice to leave the axis and its suffering under Stalinâ´s regime that came as logical consequence right after that.
Ana Ciurea
AND
Anca Popa
But there was also another ally with us at Stalingrad.
Celeon speaks of Croatia and throws
Ljupka Gojic from Zagreb into battle !
Of course Celeon knows that also soldiers from france , norway, finland , poland , hungary , bulgaria and other countries were with us at Stalingrad but in Wehrmacht units and not in seperate ones.
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Celeon assumes that Silent_Otto and Paulhager have been hit like it was ment to be.
But he strikes right again !
This time Celeon strikes at their laugh muscles with two short clips from the Bullyparade which is propably germanyâ´s most famous Comedyshow named after Michael "Bully" Herbig.
The show consists of an comedian trio that has also an ultra funny american in his lines, Mr. Rick Kavanian.
It think they are even funny for you without understanding the language.
What REALLY HAPPENED IN 1492
Rick Kavanian as the Yeti
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And here are two others
Featuring :
Christian Tramitz as Captain Kork
Bully as Mr.Spuki
Rick Kavanian as Mr.Schrott
Dreamship Surprise the most gay and bavarian spaceship in the universe ! LOL
Or the "little Hitler" a mock up of an old TV commercial
Rick Kavanian as the shop owner
Bully as Hitler
I still remember the little Hitler
