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    Celeons eyelids are still swollen....but he orders an immidiate retaliation V-2 strike at Silent_Otto by the new luftwaffe elite.




    Because Celeon does not know which hair color Silent-Otto prefers and what weakens him most he orders an combined x 4 attack

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    Celeon, I may no longer be active duty but as a retired Army treadhead I will tell you everything I know for some more pics of the first pic you posted.

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    Dang a redhead too, ok ok I surrender, give me 15 min and i will call some buddies up that do know what you want
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    Originally posted by Celeon999:
    Celeons eyelids are still swollen....but he orders an immidiate retaliation V-2 strike at Silent_Otto by the new luftwaffe elite.




    Because Celeon does not know which hair color Silent-Otto prefers and what weakens him most he orders an combined x 4 attack

    ARRRRGH! Silent_O loses much blood over his indecision on women's hair color and memories from too many Tanz Bars und Bier!!!

    The two nearest would be out of regulation in my profession...one, for having hair too long and two, not being properly camoflaged! That red would be a dead givaway on the modern battlefield. I don't seem to remember hair being that naturally red except on women from Germany!

    *...Otto crawls back to his command post to plan the 3rd counterstike! *
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    Originally posted by JohnL_:
    Celeon, I may no longer be active duty but as a retired Army treadhead I will tell you everything I know for some more pics of the first pic you posted.

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    Dang a redhead too, ok ok I surrender, give me 15 min and i will call some buddies up that do know what you want
    Ah the first one accepts the unavoidable and surrenders.

    OTHERS WILL FOLLOW

    Sorry Celeon has no more pics of her but Celeon could arrange an date with her .....if.....you will answer Celeon some questions...
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by paulhager:
    Not sure what the big deal is with German females in the military. With the exception of the infantry, the U.S. military has women in combat roles. Here's an After Action Report on the engagement for which Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester was awarded the Silver Star.QUOTE]

    Unlike the British Army - Women can be found in most parts of the Army but not in the "Teeth Arms" such as the Infantry, Armoured Corps and Artillery.

    However at one time the Ministry of Defence did review the chance of women joining men in combat units, they invited women to attempt P Company (The Parachute Regiment basic training course) and undertake "Selection" (SAS selection process) - I guess none tried it as both courses are very gruelling with high percentage of men failing the course!

    However, women are maybe better suited to being drivers, medics, signallers and any other job within the army.
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    [quote]Originally posted by Goose_Green:
    Originally posted by paulhager:
    Not sure what the big deal is with German females in the military. With the exception of the infantry, the U.S. military has women in combat roles. Here's an After Action Report on the engagement for which Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester was awarded the Silver Star.QUOTE]

    Unlike the British Army - Women can be found in most parts of the Army but not in the "Teeth Arms" such as the Infantry, Armoured Corps and Artillery.

    However at one time the Ministry of Defence did review the chance of women joining men in combat units, they invited women to attempt P Company (The Parachute Regiment basic training course) and undertake "Selection" (SAS selection process) - I guess none tried it as both courses are very gruelling with high percentage of men failing the course!

    However, women are maybe better suited to being drivers, medics, signallers and any other job within the army.
    Hey goose, wasn't there one female officer who did make it through the Royal Marines selection process??? I thought I saw a female officer with a RM beret on shaking hands with the Queen and the caption said something like the first female RM?

    Yep found it...here's the link
    http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page1670.asp
    and photo for those too lazy to click...
    ( this will be the another secret attack on Celeon, as she is not hard on the eyes...the RM, that is! )
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    So Silent_Otto tries to defeat Celeon with an sneaky secret queen attack ?


    Celeon orders an special sniper counterattack by Leni who has the sharpest eyes of all....

    Thats right honey aim for his eyes and then.... forget the trigger and give him an view that pierces right through him.




    And if Silent manages to escape again Celeon orders another attack by the Luftwaffe on his weak spot..... HAIR COLOR !

    As you see Silent , the Luftwaffe has a wide spectrum of wimen with all hair colors in the armory for you. hehehe

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    Hey goose, wasn't there one female officer who did make it through the Royal Marines selection process??? I thought I saw a female officer with a RM beret on shaking hands with the Queen and the caption said something like the first female RM?

    Yep found it...here's the link
    http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page1670.asp
    and photo for those too lazy to click...
    ( this will be the another secret attack on Celeon, as she is not hard on the eyes...the RM, that is! )

    I concede your point Celeon,

    However I was strictly referring to Her Majesty's Army - as I am sure you will know that the Royal Marines are part of the Navy. I was going on experience and knowledge of the Army alone hence that's why I didn't mention Her Majesty's Navy!

    I do seem to remember something of the officer in question, if she did complete the 32 weeks training, then I doff my hat at her! after a sharp salute, ma'am (being a serving member in the reserve forces you see!)

    Some would say that the RM has one of the toughest basic training courses in the world - obviously I would be biased

    Also, where on earth are getting pics of these lovely German ladies?
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    Originally posted by vanjast:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Silent_O:
    As an American, this is just one more reminder to the German Nation that we possess a secret weapon by which to defeat the German Nation if they get out of hand again...
    Andve in ze German forces haf a secret weapon that vood render ze amelican forces useless against such an onslaut..

    Ve haf ze Madel....
    </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And the woman in question is ... ?

    I've got a picture somewhere of my wife pregnant with daughter number two and holding an SKS paratrooper model with folding stock and 30-round banana magazine (since then I replaced the SKS with an AK). I know that South Africa is (or used to be) more gun-friendly than other members of the Anglosphere, with the obvious exception of the U.S. so that would explain the presence of the submachine gun.
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    I never thought this thread would turn out like this, but I'm really glad it did!

    OK Celeon - I need you to tell me what this is all about:

    http://www.seite1girl.de/

    All I can see is she's hot, and she's in Berlin - so you surely must know all about it?!

    Some kind of interactive video in a shop window?
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