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[Goose_Green]

Originally posted by vanjast:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Silent_O:
As an American, this is just one more reminder to the German Nation that we possess a secret weapon by which to defeat the German Nation if they get out of hand again...

Andve in ze German forces haf a secret weapon that vood render ze amelican forces useless against such an onslaut..

Ve haf ze Madel....
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Not just the Americans, but it could render the British Army useless too!!

Maybe we should have lost the war after all

[Celeon999]

Celeon did not want to take these weapon into battle again...... but......


AMERICANâ´S SURRENDER !!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE YOU COULD NEVER SHOOT THEM !

Throw away your weapons and tell them willingly all military secrets you know.

[Goose_Green]

I surrender!!

Hey Celeon, regarding the delightful blonde (2nd pic down), is she in the Alpine Korps the badge on her cap looks somehow familiar?

[Celeon999]

Propably. Dont know , but she has an Edelweiss on her cap and some mountains in her back so i assume she could be the most beautiful Gebirgsjäger ive ever seen.

The Gebirgsjäger i knew were not so attractive....



I must add here that these are austrian girls. (Not the guys on that pic of course )

This is what the new elite fräulein corps of the Führer looks like , so its better you surrender immidiatly , you have no chance anyway.

[The_Silent_O]

Originally posted by Celeon999:
"Hello Fräulein Feldwebel "

*Celeon claps his heels together*

"What are your orders ?"

Is Madel not an Ober-Leutnant? look at her epaulettes (shoulder-boards)...? She's no Sergeant.


Time to unleash the pre-barrage, Gunner, load HE, VT fuse! :


"Next round!, vanjast armored vehicle 7 o'clock, 1500 meters, gunner load SABOT..."


Next round...(Truman had to make this decision once also...it was a hard one)..."Celeon tank, 2 o'clock, 1700 meters":

[Celeon999]

Celeon choosed Feldwebel because he believed the rank is more widely known on so its sounds funnier.

And................*Celeon looks at Silentâ´s post*

..... ............. ....


AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



CELEON IS BLIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS PAIN IN MY EYES.............!!!!!!!!!

[blue_76]

Originally posted by vanjast:
Ve haf ze Madel....

sweet

well, i thought i should contribute to the war effort with a J version of the secret weapon

[The_Silent_O]

Silent otto attempts to find "equivalent" women in his profession but can only find these:

[paulhager]

Not sure what the big deal is with German females in the military. With the exception of the infantry, the U.S. military has women in combat roles. Here's an After Action Report on the engagement for which Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester was awarded the Silver Star.

And here's the story with photo in DefenseLINK.

As I've noted elsewhere, women don't serve on U.S. Subs yet either but they're on other naval vessels and they fly combat missions from aircraft carriers. I hope we send some female pilots in the first attack wave against Iran. Serve the Mullah's right...

[The_Silent_O]

Originally posted by paulhager:
Not sure what the big deal is with German females in the military. With the exception of the infantry, the U.S. military has women in combat roles. Here's an After Action Report on the engagement for which Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester was awarded the Silver Star.

And here's the story with photo in DefenseLINK.

As I've noted elsewhere, women don't serve on U.S. Subs yet either but they're on other naval vessels and they fly combat missions from aircraft carriers. I hope we send some female pilots in the first attack wave against Iran. Serve the Mullah's right...

She's already got an entry on wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leigh_Ann_Hester

Thank God her parents taught her how to shoot rifles, being raised in Kentucky has its benefits. And playing softball, good for that hand grenade throwing arm...



//Sgt. Hester followed SSgt. Nein to the right side berm and threw two well placed fragmentation grenades into the trench eliminating the AIF threat. Sgt. Hester and SSgt. Nein went over the berm into the trench and began clearing the trench with their M4s. Sgt. Hester engaged and eliminated three AIF to her front with her M4. They then made their way to the front trench and cleared that as well. After clearing the front trench cease fire was called and she began securing the ambush site. The final result of the ambush was 27 AIF KIA (killed in action), 6 AIF WIA (wounded in action), and one AIF captured. //



she's a big deal in The Army right now, she made the cover of the Army year end magazine:

http://www.ausa.org/webpub/DeptGreen...id/KCAT-6GMHUZ