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    For those who don't know:

    skit
    noun [C]
    a short amusing play which makes a joke of something


    Perhaps they'll be random points, perhaps they'll cover the entire SoT Trilogy, who knows.

    So lets start off with this:

    THE BIRTH OF THE EMPRESS

    Creator: Ah, at last I have created time.
    Creator's Assistant: Umm, excuse me sir, but you've got a bit of time left over here?
    Creator: Oh have I? ****, uhh, just give it here, I'll make something up.

    *Few Hours Later*

    Creator: I know! I'll create a really sexy looking woman out of that bit of left over time. It'll give me something to watch while I'm bored.
    Creator's Assistant: Umm...Won't that upset your wife?
    Creator: Yeah well, she hasn't given me any since we got married.
    Creator's Assistant: So, have you got a name for this girl anyway?
    Creator: How about 'The Empress of Time!'
    Creator's Assistant: How about something a little less conspicuous, like 'Kaileena'?
    Creator: No, I like 'The Empress of Time' thank you.
    Creator's Assistant: Alright, we'll compromise then and call her both.
    Creator: Well...alright then.
    Creator's Assistant: By the way, what happens if she dies?
    Creator: Well...she'll turn into Sand and any living thing that the Sand touches will be turned into a horrible monster.
    Creator's Assistant: Rrrriiiight...
    Creator: Oh don't worry. I'm gonna put her somewhere where no one will ever find her. A nice little inconspicuous island in the middle of nowhere.
    Creator's Assistant: Oh good, and what's the name of this island?
    Creator: 'The Island of Time!'
    Creator's Assistant: I... Nevermind -_-'


    Coming up Next (Hopefully... )

    THE CREATION OF THE ITEMS OF TIME! (Cue Dramatic Music)
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    SpyderNynja's Avatar Senior Member
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    good idea for a thread. lets see, items of time eh?

    Kaileena: at last, the hourglass is near completion. all i need is three mystical artifacts to control the sands when they are realeased and i will begin to...to....a-....A-...AAAAACHOO! *sneezes on kitchen knife, sand falls on it, becomes the dagger of time*

    Shahdee:...um, how did you do that?

    Kaileena: I dont know but I.....I-...ACHOO!
    *sneezes on staff and old hip hop medallion*

    Shahdee: Hey! I got that medallion of a 50 Rupeez concert!!! (get it? )

    Kaileena: sorry, it turns out I'm allergic to sand anyway.
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    Is this a game . I dont think this game is on the aproved game list.
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    No, no game, just a bit of fun is all.

    Did that first one, then decided I might try and do some more. And I also figured other people might have some of their own PoP skits, so why not make a topic for theirs as well as mine.
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    well i certainly like the idea! lets do it!

    The Prince is about to arrive on the island of time...

    Prince: The island is near. Soon, I shall escape death and change my fate. I have eluded the Dahaka once again.

    *Dahaka drops onto the ship out of nowhere

    Dahaka: AHAHA! FOOL! It seems the tables have turned in my favor. You will bow before me as I steal your soul and remove it from the face of the........HOLY CR@P ITS RAINING! AAAAAAAH! *Melts and dies*

    Prince:.... .....oooooooooooooooooooook
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    Originally posted by swiftslasher7:
    good idea for a thread. lets see, items of time eh?

    Kaileena: at last, the hourglass is near completion. all i need is three mystical artifacts to control the sands when they are realeased and i will begin to...to....a-....A-...AAAAACHOO! *sneezes on kitchen knife, sand falls on it, becomes the dagger of time*

    Shahdee:...um, how did you do that?

    Kaileena: I dont know but I.....I-...ACHOO!
    *sneezes on staff and old hip hop medallion*

    Shahdee: Hey! I got that medallion of a 50 Rupeez concert!!! (get it? )

    Kaileena: sorry, it turns out I'm allergic to sand anyway.
    the hip hop med... was funny. Unhappily I dont wanna waste my brain for now writing this things but you are approved(Did you hear b.a.d.a.r?)
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    THE CREATION OF THE ITEMS OF TIME

    Creator's Assistant: Look, I really don't think it's a good idea to stick some chick called the Empress of Time on an Island called The Island of Time, when, if she dies, she'll turn everyone into evil Sand Monsters.
    Creator: Oh would you stop complaining! I've got everything planned to the letter.
    Creator's Assistant: Uh huh... How exactly?
    Creator: Well umm... I'm uhh... AH! I'm going to create a number of items to protect people from the effects of the sands.
    Creator's Assistant: How may items?
    Creator: Three!
    Creator's Assistant: Three?
    Creator: That's right, Three.
    Creator's Assistant: Three.
    Creator: Yes, Three.
    Creator's Assistant: So I suppose these items are going to be pretty powerful then?
    Creator: Well of course, I made them.
    Creator's Assistant: Yyyesss... Anyway, how many people will these items be able to protect?
    Creator: Three.
    Creator's Assistant: Thr No, I'm not going through that again. So, what are these items then?
    Creator: Well, first off, this is The Staff of Time!
    Creator's Assistant: Ok, and what can it do?
    Creator: Not much really, but don't you think it's cool how it looks like Jafar's Staff?
    Creator's Assistant: Uhhh... Come now Creator, surely anyone can see that this is an original design of your own imagination!
    Creator: No it's not, it's supposed to look like Jafar's. You know, he was the tall skinny guy dressed in black with the goatee who was the villain in Ala...
    Creator's Assistant: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSES STAFF! IT'S COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND IN NO WAY CAN WE POSSIBLY BE SUED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
    Creator What...?
    Creator's Assistant: NOW MR CREATOR, WHAT IS YOUR NEXT ITEM YOU'VE MADE, AH HA HA HA HA Haaa -_-;
    Creator: Well, alright then, the next thing is...


    TO BE CONTINUED...
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    Creator: The Dagger of Time!
    Creator's Assistant: And once again your ability for naming things ceases to amaze me.
    Creator: Why thankyou, yes, I am quite proud of that name.
    Creator's Assistant:... Anyway, what does this thing do?
    Creator: Well, it's extremely pointy and hurts when you poke someone with it!
    Creator's Assistant: Well, a dagger would do that. Anything else?
    Creator: Well, if anyone tries to kill the Empress of Time...
    Creator's Assistant: Kaileena.
    Creator: Who?
    Creator's Assistant: The Empress of Time.
    Creator: What about her?
    Creator's Assistant: Nevermind.
    Creator: Have you been drinking?
    Creator's Assistant: Have you?
    Creator: Of course.
    Creator's Assistant: ... So, the Dagger...
    Creator: Ah, right! Well, if someone manages to kill the Empress and unleash the Sands, then this Dagger will prevent the person wielding it from turning into a horrible monster.
    Creator's Assistant: Well, that's something good I suppose. Anything else?
    Creator: Yup! With this dagger, you'll be able to suck up all the sand and then use it to control time in various ways.
    Creator's Assistant: How can a dagger suck up sand? Or anything for that matter?
    Creator: How the heck should I know?
    Creator's Assistant: Well you made the thing didn't you?
    Creator: Did I?
    Creator's Assistant:... Yes.
    Creator: Oh, well, fair enough then.
    Creator's Assistant: Anything else?
    Creator: 'Anything else' what?
    Creator's Assistant: Can the Dagger do anything else?
    Creator: What dagger?
    Creator's Assistant: The Dagger of Time
    Creator: The what of what?
    Creator's Assistant: The thing in your hand.
    Creator: Oh! Umm... well, it can get longer.
    Creator's Assistant: And what purpose could that possibly serve?
    Creator: Innuendo.
    Creator's Assistant: o_0;


    Coming up next: The Third/Next Two Item/Items of Time - Farah's Medallion/Bow.
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    oh man I miss this thread, post more Deus! And do you mind if I act out your skits with a friend of mine and make a video on youtube?
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    Umm...

    No, I guess not. Knock yourselves out.

    Not literally mind you.
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