1. #11
    I loved it. Hail, hail the Ruptured Duck. What a shot. Loved the action report too. Had no idea your former hydrophone operator was an Ohio Express fan. Don't forget to open your sock drawer after a while - all the socks will be incited to riot, led by you know who. And beside, cookie needs the bayonet back. Something about sticky dumpling soup to celebrate the sinking.....

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    relcox's Avatar Senior Member
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    Awesome kill, hope you got some decent shore leave and parade in a mercedes through the Brandenburg Gate back in Berlin!
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    In the spirt of the Ruptured Duck Miracle Shot, I attempted something similar last night. I detected a Pyro ship 15000 meters out. Could not get a lock on (autocalc on) untill around 13500 meters. Set up 2 steam mag torps at 10 meters and patiently (HAH) waited ..

    At 12000 meters (give or take 25) I fired the two torps, around 7-10 seconds apart, and waited. 10 minutes!!! later, they hit dead on target! By that time, I had closed to 8000 meters or so, but the torps *were* fired at 12k...wish I had thought to get a screenie.

    Ok, so it was not the Illustrious (only got 6780 tons) but *I* still think it was cool!

    Now, on to Alexandria, and see what I can find there!
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    Fired at 12000 meters!!! .....Nice shootin' Tex!

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  5. #15
    Nice read! Scratch one flat top!
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  6. #16
    Have you ever suggested to Socko that Fame and Fortune could be his, if he ghostwrites something alond the lines of "A Day in the Life of a Sock?"

    sort of a complilation of his war patrols ... hand him a typewriter with nothing but red ink, should keep him happy for a little while, glorifying his prowess as Captain of the Ruptured Duck


    (and would give us access to all the stories!)
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  7. #17
    I think Socko would prefer to be given command of the Deck gun instead of a typewriter lol
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  8. #18
    Just got the Rodney, once again she had no main deck guns, fired off 4 torps for 34000 tons
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    Well done. My favorite Quote:

    "...I was about to ask him where I was supposed to have put them; ....but I stopped in time, realizing that I didn't really want to hear the obvious answer." Brought a smile to my face.

    I am working on the last noob patrol before I close out SH3 and transition to SH4. It should be out sometime this week. I will also be posting in the April Short story competition if it comes to pass. Keep hunting. Yeet.
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  10. #20
    Quality read & well done
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