1. #91
    Originally posted by Skunk_438RCAF:
    I hope his 72 virgins are male.



    Found this on the Net:

    After getting nailed by Seal Team 6, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
    "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

    Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

    James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal Government to provide for the common defense!"
    He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

    Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground,
    Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

    As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination,
    he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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  2. #92
    No wonder the SEALs got Bin Laden killed. They have .50cal:



    And they train with Norwegians.
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    You saw it here first.

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    Except he was shot in the side of the head.
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    Originally posted by blairgowrie:
    Except he was shot in the side of the head.
    Bullets dont tend to make a straight path through a body. They tumble and exit in funny places. A glancing shot that entered at the side and exited at the front would be enough to knock someone unconscious. He was then shot in the chest.

    Doesn't look fake to me if any of you guys want to analyze it be my guest. I'll place my bets on this one.
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  6. #96
    I'll wait for the movie.
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  7. #97
    Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
    Just snapped this pic on the way home. The difference between legitimate and tabloid press, in a netshell...

    http://i221.photobucket.com/al...ered_IV/IMG_0553.jpg


    "We?" Hey, if you want American citizenship, get in line buddy!
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    Two 5.56mmNATO rounds at close range through the side of the head will do considerably more than knock you unconcious irrespective of where they exited. Hydrostatic shock does nasty things to fragile brain tissue.

    However I have no doubts anymore that he is as dead as a very dead thing!

    Latest reports are saying that he was hiding behind his wife as he shot at the SEALs. Considering that he is 6'5", unless she is 6'6", that's a pretty poor attempt at a shield by any standards.

    There are also reports of troops on the ground forming a perimeter around the compound prior to the arrival of the SEAL assault team.

    Lots of unanswered questions at the moment. I'll aslo wait for the Hollywood movie version to come out to learn the real truth.

    Al Qaeda aren't going anywhere but the USA finally has an element of closure for 9/11.
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    Originally posted by Bo_Nidle:
    I'll aslo wait for the Hollywood movie version to come out to learn the real truth.
    I nominate that line as the most comedic on this board for 2011!

    Bo, man, good shot!
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  10. #100
    Truth!?! YOu can't handle the truth!!
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