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    Originally posted by Aimail101:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thefruitbat:
    you don't need Guam, gonna get rid of it, no didn't think so.

    yawn.
    I'd give it back but we need it as our first line of defense against the Japanese who I have heard are building carriers and outfitting them with the new zero fighter ! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fellow Brits ask yourself this: Have I seen any Americans lately? You could be witnessing an infestation of an invasive species. Even the presence of two or three Americans can lead to a whole flock of them coming and establishing themselves. (One American alone is not enough to cause worry. Two are necessary to reproduce. Or handle artillery.) Detection is fairly easy, because Americans in foreign countries always look like tourists.

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    You found us out !

    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
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    Originally posted by stalkervision:


    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
    We couldn't possibly compete with your defence budget, after all you have to defend yourselves against the Canadians.
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    Originally posted by Aimail101:

    Is that for real?

    If so...
    You Brits really need to take back your country. Everything but the stolen cell phone part applies to pretty much everyone.
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    Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:


    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
    We couldn't possibly compete with your defence budget, after all you have to defend yourselves against the Canadians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn Canadians with their snow shoes and their fancy beers.
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    "Recommended Activities
    Everyone should establish an emergency preparedness kit and emergency plan for themselves and their family, and stay informed about what to do during an emergency. See more at Citizen Guidance on the Homeland Security Advisory System (PDF - 1 page, 132 KB)
    All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious items or activities to local authorities immediately."

    Something different here GTA, WTE?
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    Originally posted by Dance:
    "Recommended Activities
    Everyone should establish an emergency preparedness kit and emergency plan for themselves and their family, and stay informed about what to do during an emergency. See more at Citizen Guidance on the Homeland Security Advisory System (PDF - 1 page, 132 KB)
    All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious items or activities to local authorities immediately."

    Something different here GTA, WTE?
    and especially this season from Canadians on snowshoes carrying kegs of Canadian beer !

    Beer is their main staple as was rice to the Vietcong !
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    Originally posted by stalkervision:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:


    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
    We couldn't possibly compete with your defence budget, after all you have to defend yourselves against the Canadians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn Canadians with their snow shoes and their fancy beers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Plus a silly accent
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    Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:


    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
    We couldn't possibly compete with your defence budget, after all you have to defend yourselves against the Canadians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn Canadians with their snow shoes and their fancy beers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Plus a silly accent </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Ah, you had to remind me didn't you.
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    Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dance:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:


    we'd invade but then we would have to pay for all your Cadillac health care and social plans.

    we just can't afford it.

    Please invade us...
    We couldn't possibly compete with your defence budget, after all you have to defend yourselves against the Canadians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn Canadians with their snow shoes and their fancy beers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Plus a silly accent </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    .. and those silly Lear jet's they make.
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