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<< The Following Were Actually Taken >From
Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL
LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART
STUPID DOG
*** 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer ***
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE ... ONLY USED ON SNOWY
DAYS.
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN
1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
AUTO,EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY
BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE
NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE
PRODUCTS."
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN
STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE
OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX
SPRINGS - $175.
Judging from the success of our garage sale
today, guess our ad was a little
more appealing.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN
LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER
$300.
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer
needed. Recently
married; wife knows everything. >>
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I see this one on a telephone pole every day:
"Lose 30 lbs of fat. Samples provided"
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Poking fun at Bill Gates
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