1. #41
    << The Following Were Actually Taken >From
    Classified Ads In Newspapers:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL
    LITTLE DOG.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
    1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

    FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART
    STUPID DOG


    *** 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer ***

    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE ... ONLY USED ON SNOWY
    DAYS.

    TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN
    1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
    AUTO,EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

    COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY
    BULL FOR SALE.

    FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE
    NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

    BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE
    PRODUCTS."

    HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN
    STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

    GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

    NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

    TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE
    OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
    FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX
    SPRINGS - $175.
    Judging from the success of our garage sale
    today, guess our ad was a little
    more appealing.



    OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN
    LEATHER.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER
    $300.

    FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia
    Britannica. 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer
    needed. Recently
    married; wife knows everything. >>
    Share this post

  2. #42
    Share this post

  3. #43
    I see this one on a telephone pole every day:

    "Lose 30 lbs of fat. Samples provided"
    Share this post

  4. #44
    steve_v's Avatar Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    7,895
    Poking fun at Bill Gates





    Share this post

  5. #45
    Share this post

Page 5 of 5 ◄◄  First ... 345