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    Some signs that have been seen:

    1) Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

    2) In a laundramat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all clothes when the light goes out.

    3) In a department store: Bargain Basement upstairs.

    4) In an office: would the person who took the step ladder please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

    5) In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

    6) outside a used goods store: we exchange anything--bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a great bargain?

    7) Notice in health food store: Closed due to illness.

    8) In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car

    9) The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

    10) If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

    11) On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (please knock hard on the door--the bell doesn't work).
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    How about bumper stickers?

    The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I am really glad I did.

    What an uplifting experience followed.
    I was stopped at a light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked!

    I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO, JESUS CHRIST, GO!!

    Everyone started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled at all those loving people.
    There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach and I saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air.

    I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian Good Luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

    A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray but just then I noticed that the light had changed and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did because I was the only driver to get across the intersection.

    I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out of the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away.
    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
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    I always liked "Illiterate? Write for help"
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    On a bit of a roll here

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

    The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll
    raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    amzanig huh?
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    RUDDY LOL!...ROFLMAO..HEHE!..like it...like it...AHH!..isnt laughter a wonderful thing...SHEESH!...you could've saved this for monday morning, but thanks anyway...tehe
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    Ok, last one from me...

    For the guys in community help:

    Please submit your DxDiag


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