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    You've heard of strapping buttered toast (buttered side up) to a cats back... But if you strapped buttered toast to a cats feet, buttered side up?
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    I don't know what would happen, but the cat would never speak to you again.
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    The calculations are very simple for the back.

    But for sure the feet would cause a split in the space time continuum... somebody call Stephen hawkings.
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    Are there any slashdotters among us?
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    Originally posted by anarchy52:
    Are there any slashdotters among us?
    Sadly, yes.

    May I be the first one to welcome our new slashdotting overlords.
    In soviet russia, forums are among slashdotters.
    Plus the obligatory natalie portman hot grits quote.
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    Sometimes people's sense of randomness scares me.
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    DuxCorvan's Avatar Senior Member
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    How 'bout strapping a buttered cat to the back of a toast? And a scattered butt?
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