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    In the North-West corner of DU46; 07 Sept 1941...

    Kaleun: "All the way to Freetown, and nothing to show for it but a couple of fishing boats! I've had enough of this! We are going home now!"

    Meanwhile, a few miles North-East....

    Commodore: "Britannia rule the waves! We are one of the strongest battleships in the world, and so successful! Very kind of the Admiralty to order us to Freetown for a few days Rest and Recreation! But we fully deserve it!"

    Lookout: "Enemy warship spotted, Sir! Looks like a big one, and it comes directly towards us!"
    Kaleun: "Really? Hard Starboard! All Ahead Slow! Periscope Depth! Silent Running!"

    Gunner: "Great cruise! And certainly I'm looking forward to the big football tournament on the Freetown beach!"
    Pilot: "We are not quite there yet, man! Have you forgotten that there is a war on? But not even I am allowed to get aloft and take a look around..."

    Kaleun: "It's the battleship Prince of Wales! Unescorted! And doing just nine knots! They are sailing as if we did not exist! Has the Royal Navy Admiralty completely taken leave of their senses now? Well, I think we can do something about that! Tubes V and VI ready!"

    Commodore: "What the hell was that??? I thought the boys over at Los Alamos were only just starting their Manhattan Project?"

    Gunner: "That piece of debris looks like it will float! I'll catch it! I knew that my goalkeeping skills would come in handy one day..."

    Pilot: "I don't think this is what the Commodore had in mind when he asked me to make a quick getaway!"

    WO: "The second fish was a waste of torpedo, Sir! She's going down anyway!"

    Commodore: "Thanks for the second fish! At least the spray douses some of the flames!"

    Kaleun: "Well done, everyone! Now we've finally got something to write home about..."

    Commodore: "And now they even have the audacity to surface right under our nose! That's adding insult to injury! But never mind, let's prepare for the stately reception in Neptune's Court! After all, a Prince is coming!"
    Gunner: "Sir, does this Mister Neptune play football, by any chance? We seem to have lost our wingman..."

    UBWA 1.92. That was the first unescorted battleship I caught on the open sea in career mode.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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    Ha Ha - Very funny, as usual your wit and humor has left me in stiches <div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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    thats some luck there!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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    Goatkeeping skills.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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    There's a spot of luck.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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