This is basically a brag thread with awesome and/or hilarious moments, so we can actually encourage some stories instead of *****ing about balance/connectivity issues.
So let's kick it off with something that happened naught but 10 minute ago. I decided to host a public game since no one was on ranked, and I got some level 100 dude. He saw I was UK, changed to US, and promptly lost two of his depots to paratrooper harassment despite having 3 M16s on Tank Graveyard. He then called me a noob then surrendered. I then saw he was hosting his own game, Tank Graveyard again, after that particular humiliation. This time he was UK, so I changed my nation to France just to be an ***. He then tries the exact same tactic I tried on him, loses one (1) of his paratroopers to my crappy AA guns, calls me a noob, and then surrenders.
Both of these games were probably less than 5 minutes combined. I've never met someone with such a high level who was so terrible.
Nice thread, I was actually thinking of a thread where people posts their biggest noobs incounters anyways here something from me.
I was in a 2v2, my enemy got 2 anti inf bunkers (Near the end had 6 anti inf bunkers because I had heavy ITA inf. He got light tanks so I was bored and got some FB, he then got M16, I had money and rushed in with 6 M13 carro and 8 inf with support from 4 fb, also had 2 autoblinda. This isn't very much all I needed. I completely crushed his inf bunkers. He called me a noob spammer and flamed me before quitting. I saw his game and kept joining (getting kicked, and I kept joining untill he finally just started the game) He continued to tell me that I'm a noob spammer while he got more anti inf bunkers when I was getting M11 carro lol.
I microed around his wolverines killing depots and getting better units etc and he was telling me "wow all you can do is spam, you suck at this game noob" I was Italy and had a very small spread out force untill I did the final punch into his base and crushed him, he hated me untill he quit before I finished him
why discuss noob stories we all encounter all day long?
To the 100 lvl guy: never try to guess the skill of a player from his lvl in this game. Many of those guys played the campaign probably more than 1 time and only did scenario ggames against easy computer to get to that level.
They dopn´t know anything of the game playing against real opponents. Sad but true!
BORING !!! Another senceless kiddy thread ... there are enough of this threads.
It's like this one : http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...1071447/m/5431012788
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oooooh right....Originally posted by Topspin_2005:
BORING !!! Another senceless kiddy thread ... there are enough of this threads.
It's like this one : http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...1071447/m/5431012788
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sorry 4 beeing to immature for u.
next time i lough i ask for your parental admission.
yes, indeed, its immature!
why mocking about people who are beginner in this game? Everybody of us had to start and learn.
Imagine you begin to play tennis and one of your first opponents in a match is a pro. After he kicked you off the court he goes to the black-board and tells everybody about this noob he wasn´t able to get a ball over the net.
I think you are very amused because you are meant!
Silly thread!
Its not about how they play, its how they act, like the OP comment, the guy called him a noob because he used some paras, my enemy accused me of spamming when I hadn't really and he was the one that got the excusive amount of anti inf bunkers which pretty much makes him a hypocrite.
With your tennis example, its not that he couldn't hit it over the net it was the fact he had a temper tantrum and hated the other player.
However this forum has nothing else on it, its mostly about heavy tank OP or some other random stuff, the poster of the topic had good intentions.
did u even read the openning post?Originally posted by MajorGonzo:
yes, indeed, its immature!
why mocking about people who are beginner in this game? Everybody of us had to start and learn.
Imagine you begin to play tennis and one of your first opponents in a match is a pro. After he kicked you off the court he goes to the black-board and tells everybody about this noob he wasn´t able to get a ball over the net.
I think you are very amused because you are meant!
Silly thread!
nobody is mocking because some1 cant play.
i laugh because the guy described just cant loose with dignity.