1. #11
    Here's a few that I have spent 5 minutes thinking about.

    I have used too much glue and now I'm Stuka.

    I don't fancy yours much, she is a bit of a buffalo.

    Nice jugs.

    I'm going to the toilet to drop a 2000 pounder.

    I have just paid my bills, now I have Zero in by bank account.

    Can you tell Tony that Zeke phoned, he will meet Oscar, Val and Betty at the Tokyo bar at 6 o clock high.

    I hurt my Oleg when I walked into the coffee table.
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    The other day a courier van went by with a Zeke and the name Harry Carriers painted on the side of it. God's honest truth.
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