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drum of Imperial Mutt Dog chow. Aparently the ship was on a special mission to deliever the goods to you know who. We had really scored on this one.
We quickly stashed the doggie bait in the SeaTiger then, lashing all of our belts together, tied up the SeaTiger directly underneath the behemoth battleship.
Not able to secure the battlewagon's crew we
told them that they won free tickets to Gone With The Wind, which was showing on Mindoro, and set them adrift in the life boats.
"Alright you SOB's", growled the skipper, "let's get this bucket turned into the wind and get on with this war business."
Later that evening the skipper came up with the attack plan. He explained..........
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once we were close to tokyo bay that we could radio false information to draw ships out of the harbor. Once the ships were within 2000 let lose with everything we got. This will definetly draw some air cover after we sink a few ships. We will have to get our damage crew to rig this battle ship for submerged attacks.
Holden scratched his head and said "Are you suggesting we turn this ship into a sub?"
The Skipper slapped Holden and then said "Get a grip man" then he laughed and said "I always wanted to do that." "Yes...we turn it into a sub. Of course we won't have torpedoes but we can surface and surprise the **** out of them."
So the damage crew went to work making everything water tight. They used parts from the sub to complete the work...now they were ready.
The Skipper then yelled "Ok men...let's ......
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...pray "that those Navy issued belts are REAL leather and not vinyl stitched over cardboard!"
"If they don't hold, it's gonna screw up our whole weekend!" It was time to see if our handiwork was gonna work..."Dive, Dive!!" the skipper yelled...the Battleship shook and her plates groaned as she slowly started....
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....to slip beneath the waves a H6K recon plane came zooming over the horizon. It had spotted the lifeboats headed south and the pilot happened across the battlewagon as her foretops dipped beneath the waves.
He quickly radioed HQ of the Combined fleet and reported the loss of the battleship.
Admiral Yamamoto, upon receiving the report, scratched his chin and wondered where he was going to get the Imperial Dog Chow to replace what was now on the bottom of the Pacific.
He reached for the phone and.............
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called his wife. Upon hearing the news of the lost dog chow she flipped her lid. The Adm. quickly hung up the phone and began to ....
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Make calls to Roosevelt PLEADING for some dog food in exchange for the finest washing machine in the world so that he could...
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...get his wife, "Kimono" off his butt about the dog chow, he felt bad about "Sushi" the dog, but there really wasn't much he could do. When the President heard that Yamamoto was trying to reach him he laughed and said, "you tell him to take his washing machine and use the metal to build himself another Zero, we won't trade with him!"
Back on board the sub, er, battleship turned sub, the crew were frantically trying to keep the ship from sinking too fast, it was leaking like a sieve. The Chief had a great idea he wanted to use the...
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remaining goat feed as fuel for the engines, so that they could get to the Emperor's villa faster. The crew poured in the goat feed, and the battleship-sub suddenly...
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stuttered violently and began chugging. We all thought she was going to go dead and sink but suddenly a great burst of speed took us by surprise and threw some of the men on their butts.
The skipper, who rigged a scope out of some left over piping and PO Jimmy Tookalook's coke bottle glasses, stared in amazement. The ships was....
