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the boat to surface, and docked alongside the destroyer, where I discovered to my amazement that...
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that it wasn't a Japanese destroyer afterall. It was the flagship of the Mongolian navy.
The skipper, a Captain Yu-luk-Sad, greeted us and offered...........
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mongolian food, women and ...
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We went aboard the ship to see if we could assist in any repairs to the old can. Our damage control team were mortified when they went into their engine room. What they saw was.....
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two drunk goats on a treadmill that was connected to the props. Our Chief of the Boat took one look and said........
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"There aint no repairing this one Skipper, she is to far gone."
"Inform their captian to abandon ship, we can't give up Holden's coffee to sober up these goats. Get the crew back on the Tiger Fish" the Skipper said with distain.
"Aye Skipper, what about the Mongolian crew Sir" inquired the Cheif.
The Skipper scratched his head and said "We will.....
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"We will send the Mongolian crew down into our sub and take them back to the stern tubes and see what they can do with those potatoes. No, no I am just kidding. I think it would be best if we ....
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....try a bit of whatever those goats have been drinking" as he lunged for their buckets.
Lt. Holden and I looked at each other then escorted the Mongolian crew up to the deck. Below us we could hear the skipper lapping up the last of the goats brew.
When the skipper came up through the hatch he pointed to the west and............
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....screamed "I'M COMING FOR YOU TOJO" the Mongolian crew, recalling the humiliating defeat of their ancestors under Kublai Khan by the Japanese in 1274 and 1281 fell to their knees to pledge allegiance to the reincarnation of their great leader. "Now we will have revenge" they said. After we got over our initial shock we....
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".. we looked at the skipper who seemed every bit as drunk as the two goats and listing slightly 10 degrees to the right...."
