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[Celeon999]

Sold all those Tanks yet Celeon?

This world financial crisis is hurting Celeon's efforts to sell the tanks

[klcarroll]

This world financial crisis is hurting Celeon's efforts to sell the tanks

That's just a lot of B.S.!!!!

Socko and I are standing here, ...money in hand, ...trying to buy two of your tanks, and your Somali henchmen insist that they have to figure out the Sales Tax!!!




Celeon, ...I hate to tell you this, but he's trying to use the keypad on his radio as a calculator!!!

These tanks are going to rust away to nothing before these guys figure out how to close a sale!!

klcarroll

[Celeon999]

Its hard to find good henchmen


*operates his radio*

"Hassan ! Come in Hassan !...:"

"Whats taking so long down there ?"

"Get that show finally on the road ! "

"Ever wondered why nobody wants to do serious buisness with you anymore since you boarded that scottish ship ?"

"Well, here is a tip : For god's sake, take this kilt off your head !"

"Kilt no good for big money ...you get me ?

[AtlantikEel]

A hearty Willkommen to Wolfshead1972 and U-53,
from U-51 (on fourth patrol in GWX 2.1).

[PhantomKira]

Welcome! Glad you decided to post after so long viewing. I certainly haven't looked back!

[Ant__.]

Originally posted by Celeon999:
Its hard to find good henchmen


*operates his radio*

"Hassan ! Come in Hassan !...:"

"Whats taking so long down there ?"

"Get that show finally on the road ! "

"Ever wondered why nobody wants to do serious buisness with you anymore since you boarded that scottish ship ?"

"Well, here is a tip : For god's sake, take this kilt off your head !"

"Kilt no good for big money ...you get me ?

Hold on, I'm getting interference again on the intercom to the staff kitchen here at Jambo Towers...



"Mr. Celeon! Where is you being eh? Hassan calling for one hundred time!

You say Kilt was good look before! You say it make us look 'nice nice' to Tank buyers!

Mr. Celeon! Why these big US warships circle us? You say you arrive chop chop quick quick to help sell Tanks!

But no Mr. Celeon show up - he just change his mind on fashion advice? Kilt good / Kilt not good now?

Mr. Celeon? Where is you being now? You go work Donna Karan lady? Or George Amani? - You no want Tanks anymore, you sell pretty pretty dresses?"

Apologies, I couldn't resist

[klcarroll]

Mr. Celeon? Where is you being now? You go work Donna Karan lady? Or George Amani? - You no want Tanks anymore, you sell pretty pretty dresses?"

In the meantime, Socko is getting impatient!!

He had his heart set on a personal T-72!!

Does Celeon REALLY want to disappoint Socko???

klcarroll

[Ant__.]

I'm surprised Socko has shown so much restraint so far - What Socko wants, Socko goes and gets!

... Surely a cordon of multi-national warships wouldn't stand in HIS way?

[Celeon999]

Socko, please stay cool. Im sure we can find an agreement

[klcarroll]

I'm surprised Socko has shown so much restraint so far - What Socko wants, Socko goes and gets!

Well Thanks!!! ...You really underestimate my efforts here!!

I have been working non-stop to convince Socko that he will get what he wants if he waits!!

Now, ....after your comments, ....he is looking for the best price on tickets to Berlin!!!

Celeon, ...if there is a lock on your bunker door, ...I suggest that you use it!!!

klcarroll