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[tmgbhot]

....I have a kitten, I even named her Psycho she is an orange tiger kitten.....

[MKCC14]

You scared of dogs?

[ThePheonix1030]

I dunno why, but I'm ROFLing right now after reading your post, tmg. OMG, why am I laughing so hard?

[tmgbhot]

thanks a lot you think my post is funny

Originally posted by MKCC14:
You scared of dogs?

No.

[VTAssault]

Kittens > Puppies

Not that i have anything against dogs, but my cat is way more awesome/better than my dogs.

Dogs (mine anyway) always want something from me. My cat... he pretends he doesnt, but he really wants cute snuggly wuggly hugs.

And now, to totally redeem my masculinity, and to post something funny, Please watch the following.

Engineers guide to Cats

[tmgbhot]

actually it's.....


Dogs > Cats
Puppies > Kittens

[cooldude6681]

@3:45 Long cat is looooooong
LMAO @ Cat Yodeling
LOLWTF? @ Static electricity thing

No, VT was right. Kittens > Puppies.

[VTAssault]

Originally posted by tmgbhot:
actually it's.....


Dogs > Cats
Puppies > Kittens

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

everyone knows kittens are so much more cuddlier than puppies.





And not that it helps my case with why cats are better than dogs (except in overall intelligence) but here is the Cat and Dog Diaries.

[quillan]

The difference between cats and dogs

A dog thinks, "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me.... They must be gods!"

A cat thinks, "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me.... I must be a god!"

What are the qualities of a cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're unpredictable. They pout when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be left alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost you money.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

What are the qualities of a dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half-a-block away but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they're not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.

[Nicole7053]

Puppies, ftw. I had one dog that we called "Jake 'the snake'". I don't know why that name, but yeah. That dog was the most energetic things I've ever seen.

But, if my sister gave me this one cat they have, I'd totally love it. SEVEN toes on each foot, and that thing is so lovable.